Aunt T

I wonder which brand of toilet paper they use in the Proctor & Gamble corporate offices? 🤔

If you can beg for other people, why can’t you beg for yourself?

There’s something spiritually rewarding about flirting with everyone in a 30 foot radius of me 🤷🏾‍♂️🙂‍↔️🤭

I thought the Boston metro was significantly cheaper than NYC! They want me to pay for this and endure racism 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

By 2050 when the people brag about being monoracial Blacks they’ll have to put an asterisk denoting that neither Cam Newton nor Nick Cannon are in their bloodline 😵‍💫

All these allegedly gay people pledging D9 and I ain’t never seen nobody stroll to “Stepping to the Bad Side” from the Dreamgirls soundtrack, so what’s the truth?

They people tap danced on Gaia’s last nerve

If we’re walking down the street and the Meet Cutes NYC man stop us we are a couple I repeat WE ARE A COUPLE! You better get to “yes, anding” do not embarrass me!

I have three 29 degree planets in my chart and it’s time that I acted like it

Idk why people think being quiet makes you seem mysterious. I’m a certified yapper and generals people are genuinely perplexed by me 🤷🏾‍♂️

Q2 is for noticing all that I held onto that had already let me go 🤷🏾‍♂️

The problem is y’all be wanting the Bulma/Vegeta relationship dynamic but you refuse to date short men 🤷🏾‍♂️

Could kinda go for some 4:17am right now 🙃

Quick question is ponk only for Blacks like how stud is?

I’ve tasted consignment. I’ve tasted couture. I recommend a 260 sample sale 🤷🏾‍♂️

“I met her uptown on Dyckman, aight den.” - Mayor Eric Adams

The person you were with when you had a temp fro with sponge curls and she had 2016 bangs is actually your soulmate king ✊🏾

I think a lot of time could be saved in relationships if we were bold enough to say, “I’m uninterested and unwilling to change this aspect of who I am to accommodate you.” and then breaking up accordingly.

Y’all know that TikTok trend where a group of men are asked who they wouldn’t let date their daughter/sister/etc? And how every guy in the group has an immediate answer? And how many of the guys will even answer “non of these niggas”? Yeah that’s what Doechii is talking about 🤷🏾‍♂️

Until further notice everyone is in the “friend zone” or “enemy zone” with me.

My internal monologue has shifted from, “You cannot fail!” to “You cannot fail.”

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My last attachment to the patriarchy is my immediate skepticism of any single man with a tiny dog as a pet 🤣

I’m trying to be who I am and not a reaction to what people have done to me

“This is not a crowning, this is a clowning.” - Karen Huger

I disrespected myself trying to love you 😞

Eventually I want to try a trainer for a few sessions just to get more comfortable in the gym but I think classes are where it’s at overall

I’m trying to do more classes — solidcore, rock climbing, boxing. I think it’s better for my outlook on working out

Probably because having jobs that pay liveable wages has been lost 😞

I agree my biggest hobby is reading but it’s also directly related to my work so I’m trying to find other things that aren’t which is tough when you work in a creative field…maybe I’ll just become super into fitness 🤷🏾‍♂️ 🙃