Queen of the Dorks

I've seen more empathy from the green worms eating the leaves off of my sunflower plants

A new home where I live starts as "low" as $450,000 for a 3 bd before you add things like the "upgrades" such as the fridge, carpets, etc. It's still unattainable for the average family.

I want to give him $100 and tell him to go shop for a month's worth of groceries.

I don't think the make-up is working any more

Wow, Mike Johnson does know how to say something other than "I don't know anything about that. I will have to watch the video".

Ya know...I get the same responses from my 8 year old granddaughter when she's done something she was told not to...minus the "president" stuff

I want to know how many rocks they had to turn over to find the most morally bankrupt humans to fill this regime

Today's ADHD struggle: I have to do treatment plans, but I can't get myself to do them because there are more than 3.

I do not believe he has had a need to ever go grocery shopping because it was all done for him. He thinks he made up the word "grocery". Even if he did go shopping for food, he would not know a good price from a bad one at this point.

Slapp an SS uniform on him and he would fit right in

I think that's what his headstone is going to say someday

It's disorienting

De Mar-a-lago hunger games

The "new" Lincoln bathroom is 1998 luxury hotel chic, while the Great Gatsby themed party probably smells like cheap cologne in a hotel with a heart shaped bed, disco lights and a mirrored ball hanging in the middle. All tasteless and out of touch with reality.

I get so disoriented when it gets darker earlier. It's worse then my regular disoriented.

He's looking more and more like his father as he slipped deeper into dementia

During the meet and greet where they stood shaking hands for the press, the orange wanna be chosen one, blathered like a idiot and smiled like a baffoon, while President Xi never looked at him and didn't say a word.

Because one small man is blocking the swearing in of one powerful woman who will bring down a bunch of perverted billionaires who raped little girls, including the President

I would like to see this study

As emotionally difficult and broken as this month started, it ended so well. I had a ton of trick-or-treaters! My heart is happy tonight!

They have updated it to very late 1990's luxury hotel bathroom chic

Spirals suck! Right now, do what you need to do to feel better, whether it be crawling into and crying, or watching a movie. Tomorrow, go outside and breathe. Do a little every day.

My 14 yo grandson and his friends

So we should believe that the man who was not sure if he was gay or straight, who kind of cross dressed, legally changed his name about four times, went from calling DJT the devil to groveling at his feet and suddenly wishes his Hindu wife would turn Christian, is truthful?

I say we give them a minimum wage job or two, an apartment they can't afford, $150 in SNAP benefits with 4 mouths to feed, a 30 day bus pass, and someone telling them at least once a day that they are a "welfare queen".

Are they going to eat the nails and the weaves? Do they know how dumb they sound? All I know is Karma is a b*tch.

That would be lovely!

I was horrified to learn that renovating a bathroom, which almost no-one will see, took presedence over feeding people

This is going to sound terrible, but it is the first thing that came to mind when he was still talking as the kid walked away. "Perhaps I will be dating you in 10 years"

He looks like a doddering old man. He just continued talking as the kid walked away out of earshot.