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@cybercarotte.bsky.social

A carrot. Masking (:winkwink:) They/them, elle (mais pas par choix.) I make robots run tests using the power of my mind. I'd rather be living in a video game. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ€“πŸ§©πŸ°

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You know what this is? SchrΓΆdinger's Relationship. It exists and doesn't, it's a thing and isn't, and the moment I figure out how to ask, it will cease to be.

03.12.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white and brown bunny sits next to a glowing bunny-shaped lamp on a blanket. Soft star lights hang in the background.

A white and brown bunny sits next to a glowing bunny-shaped lamp on a blanket. Soft star lights hang in the background.

02.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2627    πŸ” 606    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

With the internet becoming ever more unreliable, I wonder if anyone will publish known facts and general knowledge in a book or, rather, multiple books, everything in alphabetical order, safely printed on paper so it can’t be changed on the sly. Numbered spines would be a plus.

28.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

Terribly jealous! Have a great game!!

26.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown and black lop-eared bunny sniffs a stack of cut wooden logs.

A brown and black lop-eared bunny sniffs a stack of cut wooden logs.

25.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1651    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

Too. Many. Lights. ...and then they all start blinking in completely illogical patterns and it makes me SO angry. πŸ˜‚

25.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Photoshop is relieved now that it's AI that gets blamed for all the image fakery? πŸ˜‚

22.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is mostly a message for me but I know others could get some use out if it, too: you can find people who will be kind to you

just, full-on

21.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favs!

14.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is soooooo true.

14.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
One reason movies are so dark now
YouTube video by Vox One reason movies are so dark now

Something about when digital became the thing. This video explains it -

08.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey!! Patrick from Schitt's Creek!

01.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, haven't found it yet. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

01.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol I wish I could look like her... I had a pink dress, very very un-sexy and no bowser πŸ€ͺ but it was fun!

01.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much stress and anxiety about this game πŸ˜¨πŸ˜…

01.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahem. Is it okay to be offended that the anthem singer didn't know the lyrics? Asking for a friend.

29.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It depends on the people? I have coworkers who need to be reminded a lot, and they're okay with my doing that. Some people might get offended if I reminded them too quickly or often... which is complicated because I have no sense of time and not lots of memory 🀣

29.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.

03.09.2023 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

Would love to know the results of that 🀣

23.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never seen a World Series with a team in it that I was rooting for... this is so amazing!!!

21.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should I blur out the handle? I can do that. I don't want anyone to suffer existential dread! ...but your thoughts explain so well what I need to say to people, and I was SO GLAD to read that it's a thing and not a delusion πŸ’•

17.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES! Thank you for posting that, so I can show it to people who think I'm faking when I go from overwhelmed to happy just because someone made a stupid joke that made me laugh. I forget I was ever overwhelmed in the first place...

17.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh eille, c'est cool qu'ils fassent Γ§a, mais pour moi c'est quand mΓͺme massivement weird. πŸ˜…

17.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's something to do with knitting? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜…

17.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown lop-eared bunny is nestled in soft white bedding.

A brown lop-eared bunny is nestled in soft white bedding.

16.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1384    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

πŸ™‹

We love you too!

15.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that explains why us kids born back then are all _deeply_ messed up now... 😣

15.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honest question (it's something I would like better knowledge about) -- why do fans put their own surnames on sports team jersey? (I would guess so they feel part of the team, is that it?)

13.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have that kind, too!
Sympathies!

13.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try not to tell people too much, but I really love opera... they just assume I'm a rich snobby person, and really, I'm just a nerd 🀣

12.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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