Telling my kids Christmas is cancelled because the elves couldn’t reach a collective bargaining agreement
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We should bring the Harlem Shake back in 2025
19.12.2024 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is fog a cloud that’s in prison
09.12.2024 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yards are a lot like mullets: business in the front, party in the back.
05.12.2024 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Currently roasting chestnuts on an open fire. Going to give them to my friend whose cat died yesterday
05.12.2024 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just quit my job to pursue my true passion in county fair talent management #TakingALeap #Paris2024 #NoMoreClowningAround
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Ann Selzer reports approval boost for Yoon Suk Yeol following martial law attempt
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A cybertruck? No thanks, I’m not replacing this guy any time soon
04.12.2024 15:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I LOVE Led Zeppelin,KISS,Aerosmith,Van Halen,The Stones,Skynyrd,Bowie,The Beatles
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Despise all religion
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Blue dot in a red state. Big sports fan! I also support democracy which means I don’t support Taco Don!
Pretty good golfer, pilot, woodworker, and photographer. Sony a7rIV. Half Ukrainian. Recovering X user. MAGA bites. Go Longhorns! Opera star dad. Will follow back!
25 year old dude, that likes Video Games, Nintendo, Indies, sega , what ever really floats your boat I like. I also am a Proud owner of A chinchilla. I am on here to meet some new moots and theres old moots and new moots and even a bear.
Love the Tarheels basketball team and the buckeyes football team. Proud democrat. Don’t dm me if we don’t know each other! Immediately blocked
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"We only want Tragedy if it can clench its side muscles like hands on its belly, and bring to the surface a laugh like a bomb." BLAST, 1914
Part-time genius, full-time snacker. Probably lost, definitely caffeinated. Here to make you laugh, question your life choices, or both. Professional at looking busy online.
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Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
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Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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