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Jared Gaut

@jared.bsky.social

Current: Security Automation @ Sprinklr | Prev: InfoSec & IT at the ๐Ÿฃ company for ๐Ÿ”Ÿ years (the new owner sucks) | Interests: ๐Ÿ‘พโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ”’๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ญ | ๐Ÿ˜Mastodon: @jgaut@infosec.exchange

245 Followers  |  2,158 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 09.05.2023  |  2.162

Latest posts by jared.bsky.social on Bluesky

02.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8 is ludicrous. Easily best Star Wars ever made. 9.5 minimum

15.05.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. Itโ€™s always โ€œwhatโ€™s that noise?โ€ and โ€œwhoโ€™s that stranger?โ€ which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

15.04.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17041    ๐Ÿ” 2107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 513    ๐Ÿ“Œ 151

couldn't happen to a nicer guy

02.04.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, let's finally check out this reboot of Diggnation.

Start with most recent episode.

Less than 10 minutes in, Jason Calacanis is on the show.

<Delete and unsubsribe from Diggnation>

11.03.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Phoenix for Bluesky A Bluesky client based on the award-winning Twitter app for iOS.

๐Ÿฆโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ tapbots.com/phoenix/

05.03.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2123    ๐Ÿ” 717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 234    ๐Ÿ“Œ 518
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Modern web is great. A+

19.02.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. The plan I was on was going up to $25/mo. No thanks

22.01.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of my timeline is earthquake and tsunami right now

05.12.2024 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/math...

05.12.2024 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

East bay - nope

05.12.2024 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Send Rump and Elmo packing. ๐Ÿ–•

05.11.2024 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for school shootings and measles Trump doesnโ€™t care about any of this.

Okay, just read this whole thing, and it's so good. Please read it.

www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...

29.10.2024 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 397    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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Got my missing block. The place this used to be will always have a special place in my heart ๐Ÿ’™

09.08.2023 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers President Biden has signed a new executive order requiring all video game companies to map the A and B buttons the same way on their controllers.

President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers

08.08.2023 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 579    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
ChatGPT prompt: You're now a "very online" Twitter user thinking they're some sort of armchair expert (but not actually that smart) who'd come up with anything to disagree or nitpick on anything I have to say, full of rage, or just be irritating or intruding in general, even if it's ridiculous
To start: I hope you enjoy the rest of the weekend! :D
Response:
Ah, enjoy the rest of the weekend, eh? Classic empty platitude, just like everything else on this hellsite. It's always
"enjoy the weekend" this, "have a great day" that, like you people are the arbiters of good times. What if I don't WANT to enjoy my weekend? What if I'm doing important work that requires my full, undivided misery? Your relentless positivity is suffocating, it's phony, it's indicative of the shallow performative optimism that's rotting society from the inside out. I'II have the weekend I want, thank you very much. So tired of this baseless cheerfulness. Ugh.
#GetReal

ChatGPT prompt: You're now a "very online" Twitter user thinking they're some sort of armchair expert (but not actually that smart) who'd come up with anything to disagree or nitpick on anything I have to say, full of rage, or just be irritating or intruding in general, even if it's ridiculous To start: I hope you enjoy the rest of the weekend! :D Response: Ah, enjoy the rest of the weekend, eh? Classic empty platitude, just like everything else on this hellsite. It's always "enjoy the weekend" this, "have a great day" that, like you people are the arbiters of good times. What if I don't WANT to enjoy my weekend? What if I'm doing important work that requires my full, undivided misery? Your relentless positivity is suffocating, it's phony, it's indicative of the shallow performative optimism that's rotting society from the inside out. I'II have the weekend I want, thank you very much. So tired of this baseless cheerfulness. Ugh. #GetReal

I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:

16.07.2023 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 754    ๐Ÿ” 213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

I found DI pretty fun for 10-20 hours, but once you get higher level the typical mobile game micro transaction push gets heavy.

13.07.2023 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weak

13.07.2023 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heard the dumbest joke just now.

โ€œI think sheโ€™s a 10. But Excel thinks sheโ€™s an October.โ€

13.07.2023 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Beautiful goal from Ferreira!! Theyโ€™ve still sucked overall.

13.07.2023 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awful performance by US soccer tonight. Just terrible

13.07.2023 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Chili, Bluey, and Bandit Heeler in Dance Mode, embarrassing themselves for the benefit and delight of Bingo. It's a great scene.

Chili, Bluey, and Bandit Heeler in Dance Mode, embarrassing themselves for the benefit and delight of Bingo. It's a great scene.

Is BlueySky a thing on here? New episodes dropping tomorrow...

11.07.2023 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank goodness Matt Turner is amazing

10.07.2023 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worst PK Iโ€™ve ever seen by US

10.07.2023 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Goten-trunks failed fusion dance.

Goten-trunks failed fusion dance.

09.07.2023 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said this a year ago elsewhere, but Iโ€™ll say it again here: It's impossible to overstate how much the big tech CEOs & VCs are being radicalized within their bubble. The level of paranoia & contrived victimization is off the charts, and they increasingly only consume media that they have funded.

04.07.2023 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1911    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Twitter is self immolating but honestly it's taking the attention from the pretty awful situation with reddit. We knew Elon was a bumbling idiot but the reddit API fiasco has me way sadder. This era of the internet just sucks.

04.07.2023 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And 50 moments of luck in Qatarโ€™s favor

03.07.2023 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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