@jared.bsky.social
Current: Security Automation @ Sprinklr | Prev: InfoSec & IT at the ๐ฃ company for ๐ years (the new owner sucks) | Interests: ๐พโฝ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ญ | ๐Mastodon: @jgaut@infosec.exchange
8 is ludicrous. Easily best Star Wars ever made. 9.5 minimum
15.05.2025 05:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. Itโs always โwhatโs that noise?โ and โwhoโs that stranger?โ which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
15.04.2025 01:03 โ ๐ 17041 ๐ 2107 ๐ฌ 513 ๐ 151couldn't happen to a nicer guy
02.04.2025 13:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, let's finally check out this reboot of Diggnation.
Start with most recent episode.
Less than 10 minutes in, Jason Calacanis is on the show.
<Delete and unsubsribe from Diggnation>
๐ฆโ๐ฅ tapbots.com/phoenix/
05.03.2025 20:21 โ ๐ 2123 ๐ 717 ๐ฌ 234 ๐ 518Modern web is great. A+
19.02.2025 20:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Same. The plan I was on was going up to $25/mo. No thanks
22.01.2025 17:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Most of my timeline is earthquake and tsunami right now
05.12.2024 19:01 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bsky.app/profile/math...
05.12.2024 18:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0East bay - nope
05.12.2024 18:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Send Rump and Elmo packing. ๐
05.11.2024 22:34 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, just read this whole thing, and it's so good. Please read it.
www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...
Got my missing block. The place this used to be will always have a special place in my heart ๐
09.08.2023 02:59 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
08.08.2023 01:02 โ ๐ 579 ๐ 123 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 34ChatGPT prompt: You're now a "very online" Twitter user thinking they're some sort of armchair expert (but not actually that smart) who'd come up with anything to disagree or nitpick on anything I have to say, full of rage, or just be irritating or intruding in general, even if it's ridiculous To start: I hope you enjoy the rest of the weekend! :D Response: Ah, enjoy the rest of the weekend, eh? Classic empty platitude, just like everything else on this hellsite. It's always "enjoy the weekend" this, "have a great day" that, like you people are the arbiters of good times. What if I don't WANT to enjoy my weekend? What if I'm doing important work that requires my full, undivided misery? Your relentless positivity is suffocating, it's phony, it's indicative of the shallow performative optimism that's rotting society from the inside out. I'II have the weekend I want, thank you very much. So tired of this baseless cheerfulness. Ugh. #GetReal
I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
16.07.2023 23:21 โ ๐ 754 ๐ 213 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 32I found DI pretty fun for 10-20 hours, but once you get higher level the typical mobile game micro transaction push gets heavy.
13.07.2023 18:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Weak
13.07.2023 02:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heard the dumbest joke just now.
โI think sheโs a 10. But Excel thinks sheโs an October.โ
Beautiful goal from Ferreira!! Theyโve still sucked overall.
13.07.2023 01:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Awful performance by US soccer tonight. Just terrible
13.07.2023 01:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Chili, Bluey, and Bandit Heeler in Dance Mode, embarrassing themselves for the benefit and delight of Bingo. It's a great scene.
Is BlueySky a thing on here? New episodes dropping tomorrow...
11.07.2023 17:19 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Thank goodness Matt Turner is amazing
10.07.2023 03:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Worst PK Iโve ever seen by US
10.07.2023 03:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Goten-trunks failed fusion dance.
09.07.2023 19:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I said this a year ago elsewhere, but Iโll say it again here: It's impossible to overstate how much the big tech CEOs & VCs are being radicalized within their bubble. The level of paranoia & contrived victimization is off the charts, and they increasingly only consume media that they have funded.
04.07.2023 20:23 โ ๐ 1911 ๐ 464 ๐ฌ 44 ๐ 62Twitter is self immolating but honestly it's taking the attention from the pretty awful situation with reddit. We knew Elon was a bumbling idiot but the reddit API fiasco has me way sadder. This era of the internet just sucks.
04.07.2023 03:53 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And 50 moments of luck in Qatarโs favor
03.07.2023 04:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0