Dry Wit Wonk's Avatar

Dry Wit Wonk

@drywitwonk.bsky.social

#secular #humanist #geek #FactCheckEverything #SparksFam #BlueCrew If you Like/Repost me, give me a Follow! Sci-fi/comedy knurd in Vegas. ๐ŸšซCrypto ๐Ÿšซscience denial ๐ŸšซMAGA ๐Ÿšซporn ๐Ÿšซfundraising

1,744 Followers  |  1,894 Following  |  307 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.1758

Latest posts by drywitwonk.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not even a year. 10 months.

22.11.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump is right, he is the most transparent president ever. We see right through him!

Release the UNREDACTED #EpsteinFiles!

21.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know you made your dad proud, Hal. He couldn't have asked for more knowing you were by his side. Condolences to you and your son for your loss.

20.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bobcesca.bsky.social Since you mentioned the grammatical inaccuracy of Lee Greenwood's song, I've updated it for you.

"I'm proud to be IN America...
Where at least I know I'm free...
Unless I have some brownish skin...
And so ICE comes for me..."

20.11.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How amazing would it be if the partisan Texas off-year redistricting were reversed, while the California statewide voter-approved redistricting stands? ๐Ÿคฉ

18.11.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ayn Rand similarly called altruism "evil." But she and her literary characters were sociopaths, so there's that.

08.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 08.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

He was probably either unaware of his surroundings, or upset that he wasn't the center of attention.

08.11.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or when you quote Charlie Kirk

04.11.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The indictment will never pass mustard. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅช

04.11.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 03.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 416    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Post image

Oh, JD, between getting handsy with Charlie Kirk's widow and then criticizing your wife for not being a Christian... We all see where this is going.

03.11.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
homer simpson is being attacked by two zombies ALT: homer simpson is being attacked by two zombies
01.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not that he's too dumb, it's that he simply doesn't care. His goal is to destabilize the US, and that includes all states.

26.10.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I *saw "Stereophonic," that is.

26.10.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I "Stereophonic" at the Smith Center last week, pretty sure it's "loosely based" on Fleetwood Mac the way "Almost Famous" was loosely based on the Eagles.

26.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww ๐Ÿ˜ฟ It's been 4 years this past Wednesday since my boy Fezzik left ๐ŸŒˆ. I'm glad you got 17 loving years with Stan.

24.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And in case anyone needs a reminder, it was right-wing provocateurs who caused damage during the BLM protests. Kudos to yesterday's No Kings protestors for not talking the bait!

abcnews.go.com/US/man-helpe...

www.theguardian.com/world/2020/o...

19.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the reason for the Qatari air force having a base on US soil is so Trump can eventually say he isn't using American Armed Forces against US citizens in violation of the Posse Comitatus Act, he's going to have #Qatar do it for him. ๐Ÿค”

15.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

This is nothing more than a continuation of the presidentโ€™s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful โ€” I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

09.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38753    ๐Ÿ” 10679    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1800    ๐Ÿ“Œ 843
Video thumbnail

"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing

07.10.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18196    ๐Ÿ” 6605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1045    ๐Ÿ“Œ 488
Post image 28.09.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Quantum teleportation - Wikipedia

share.google/uWdx45TkFrjY...

27.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@driftglass.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social A thought regarding the mind meld synchronization in the Strange New Worlds finaleโ€” If they added to the lore by saying that it creates a form of quantum entanglement between the brains of the participants, it would have been a bit more plausible. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

27.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 26.09.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But of course Disney+ is raising prices, they gotta make up for the billions they lost from their own self-inflicted fuckup suspending Kimmel somehow! ๐Ÿ™„

24.09.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot wait for Tylenol to personally sue the everliving shit out of RFK Jr.

24.09.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, he does like to give things away to Russia...

21.09.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.

19.09.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14755    ๐Ÿ” 6072    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 881    ๐Ÿ“Œ 428
Post image

This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.

19.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11752    ๐Ÿ” 4314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 628    ๐Ÿ“Œ 266

@drywitwonk is following 18 prominent accounts