Moon girl ✝️🏳️‍⚧️

Sluggish…

Fact check: true.

You’ll make it through!!

I know you work on Swift, and probably know web standards people, so note this is a joke. Don’t actually do this.

We need to go further. Swift as a JS replacement. <script type=“swift”>

A drawing of Shioriko Mifune, a young anime woman with shoulder length dark green hair, holding a clipboard and sighing in a professional manner. She is looking at the reader. The text bubbles have been edited to say "Hello everyone, Shioriko Mifune here. I am here to remind you that a new liturgical year has begun today. We will be using form A. Please be sure you are on the correct year in the Lectionary before beginning the Liturgy of the Word. "

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Happy new year for the Christians in the studio and at home.

Yearly share.

Mostly, the text looks like the 1979 with rites 1 and 2 merged, rearranged a little, and with a different psalter. It’s not very different from what we use in TEC, despite the protestations of the preface.

Websites should be able to run Swift as a scripting language, using the normal Web APIs instead of Foundation, and I’m almost not kidding.

Behold: Patrick

you're in her DMs, i'm in her slipstream as we migrate south for the winter (we are both geese)

But not today!

a girl with a guitar case stands in front of a white board Alt: Yui from K-On raising her hand.

Today is Saturday!

oh, to the Christians in the audience -- happy new year's eve!

Going up to the lectern and announcing “a reading from 1st Haruhi” during morning prayer.

spongebob's thin hands in big hand cuffs

"why do you have to subscribe to 7 different streaming services its so expensive to watch tv anymore and i dont have anything to watch because paradox of choice"

#G_Witch #水星の魔女

God, anyone remember eRepublic?

My fiancée (Suletta) and me (Miorine)

Are you sure you should be sleeping so little?

"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."

Who do they think is going to buy their products if everyone is unemployed?

Purchase tosh.

YouTube confirms your pause screen is now fair game for ads “We’ve since widely rolled out Pause ads to all advertisers.”

www.theverge.com/2024/9/18/24...

It’s real, what the fuck?

Apple, you know damn well I’m too poor to get a credit card from you, stop advertising it to me.

People are talking as if this is about freedom of speech but it's actually about freedom of religion (landlords worship Satan)

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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.

The bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction over an Anglican.