Claire Kenny

Ah, yes, where one gets right down in the muddy wet marrow of the earth itself.

henceforth, whenever I feel discouraged about my career trajectory, I'm just going to remind myself that at least I'm not a grown adult in a position of authority who has been reduced to putting on a suit and a straight face and whining in public that a tinpot dictator needs more prizes.

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Truly the varicella zoster of Must-SeeTV...dormant for years, but the body never forgets.

The show really peaked with the episode where Jonathan tried to convince his girlfriend that Borgnine was JD Salinger.

A flawless plan, what a master of strategy, there’s no way she could find another hotel room in, um…Orlando.

Oh yes, an alt Halftime Show is going to do great in a nation where “The Single Guy” lasted two full seasons simply because that’s how much people hate changing the channel.

Seems like a Jon Fasman problem.

As long as the HHS Sec'y is out there trying to scaremonger motherfucking Tylenol, I don't want to hear one more WORD about any grumpy nonsense Katie Porter might be up to. We can deal with that another time.

what is "circumcised EARLY"??? Is he suggesting waiting until age 15 or something?!?

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This is a good question, because I've been known to trip over air.

Waiting until the night before a final to read the text is how I first learned to read in the shower without getting the book wet; WHERE ARE TODAY’S CHILDREN GOING TO DEVELOP THESE SKILLS?

Can a power be taken away if one doesn’t hold it in the first place?

Dolly's lawyers sending some muscle to her sister's house to cut off her internet access.

Sometimes, when Joe is going on in that meandering, oblique, about-to-crack-my-third-beer way he has, and I see Mika looking at him like she just wants to get him home and spread him on a cracker, I think—maybe there really is a lid for every pot, in this crazy mixed-up world.

Ice agent points of weapon at a woman in a neighborhood in Chicago who is just documenting them… No, he doesn’t look nuts and hyper or anything. Does he? He doesn’t look like he could just pop off at any moment for no reason, or anything.

YouTube video by Whiskey Alpha George Costanza: Was That Wrong?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Td67...

Every time I put on a base of balm to help apply a particularly thick lipstick, I think of Bob Ross putting down a thin coat of liquid clear.

And golden.

Imagine thinking you had elected people to represent your interests with seriousness, and then seeing them encounter an obstacle and produce as their most powerful rhetorical weapon a cartoon sombrero.
The evil is the main thing, but also I don't know how their constituents endure the FOOLISHNESS.

Also her age, as we need that for the Fuckability Index.

If you count by individual rather than by relationship, it’s probably just the same 10,000 dumdums having 10,000 bot relationships each.

Ooooh! I wonder if there are wigs, too.

It's either this or that he fails to recognize Rubio from one visit to the next, and thinks he's four different people.

Meanwhile, I completely missed the fact that Marco Rubio is currently running NARA, among his many other jobs.

So, just a literal pogrom then. We've now arrived at pogroms.

I know that TCM is airing THE SOUND OF MUSIC in honor of Julie Andrews' 90th birthday, but I mean. also.

Aw gosh, Simon, I’m so sorry to hear this.