Spyglius

Turns out Silent Hill is lovely if you visit with your still alive wife

Ghost of a man that died on the shitter, they call him Spooky Dookie

Occasionally twin

My name is the low droan of a dying star

I've thought about the phrase "Tel Aviv Labubu Rave" every single day since I first heard it

Need me a bad bitch who's into feet so I actually start taking better care of them

I started bringing candy to functions and now I understand why grandmas get violent if you don't take any candy to bring home

Chat, joymaxxing is so in for Summer 2025

I opened up r/eyebleach because I saw someone reference it and ngl I feel like a baby that was given an ipad with cocomelon playing

Why are we, as a species, wasting time on bullshit like bringing back dire wolves when instead we could be working on making cabbits real

Wdym "final" are they putting you down :((((

The green shit in this scenario is leftist and queer literature (ladies I'm single)

I can feel myself getting more and more woke, I feel like Bane when he injects that green shit

I am so jealous of Jane Remover's boundless swag

Direct sunlight probably feels good as fuck if you're a solar panel

I could probably be convinced that cabbits are real at this point

This Airbnb got self check-in and it feels like a lil scavenger hunt
Oooh type in this code here, head through the door, take 15 paces northward, pull the 3rd lever from the left, keep walking until you hear the owl hoot for a third time and check your left pocket - your room key will be there

How hard is it to do a line break and write wtf you want from me

Need to get road head in a Renault Twizy

Saying "awesome sauce" is so back

the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again

You know what, I DID have gender with your mom last night

Oat milk is 50 cents extra at the cafe
Crime doesn't pay and neither does being woke 😔

Gotta amputate my cock because the bussy too tight

Have you seen those videos where people peel a raw egg without damaging the membrane so the egg still stays together without the shell
That's basically me with my egg cracking

All this wokeness and still no ethereal bisexual communist baddies want me 💔💔

(I would put beans up my ass)
((This one's for the ones that fw Italian))

If I was Italian my name would be Sodomito Fagioli

GothBoiClique tag if they were all trans:
G-G-GothBoiClit

Sitting in an office building so there's a million wireless networks everywhere, I really hope they're frying my balls and lowering my T levels