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LGBTQ+ (T ALWAYS included!) Disabled vet and single mom. I love books (Stephen King is my favorite), movies and TV shows (horror and sci-fi FTW!) and rock music. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and cuss a lot. You've been warned.
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23.09.2025 11:22 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life
Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life https://theonion.com/republicans-distract-from-epstein-controversy-by-each-sharing-most-embarrassing-moment-of-life/
23.09.2025 15:00 β π 1405 π 151 π¬ 35 π 15The Onion: Are you concerned about the rise of political violence in the U.S.? Patel: Yes, it isnβt advancing rapidly enough to justify what we have planned.
The Onionβs Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/
23.09.2025 16:00 β π 2178 π 341 π¬ 19 π 9Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
23.09.2025 16:38 β π 14661 π 3495 π¬ 413 π 358On this we agree wholeheartedly.
23.09.2025 18:06 β π 12747 π 2658 π¬ 713 π 264Christianity in much of America has lost its true meaning and teachings.
23.09.2025 18:42 β π 2971 π 591 π¬ 236 π 29God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans
God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans https://theonion.com/god-realizes-he-forgot-to-put-souls-in-humans-1819577785/
23.09.2025 20:00 β π 1854 π 189 π¬ 43 π 17If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets ππ
07.07.2025 23:24 β π 15971 π 2589 π¬ 12 π 430Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society
Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society theonion.com/allergi...
07.07.2025 18:00 β π 2845 π 202 π¬ 72 π 38Image of the planet Uranus, shared in a humorous science post by IFLScience. The caption reads: "Uranus May Be Filled With A Lot More Methane Than We Thought.
Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
24.06.2025 11:51 β π 9496 π 1188 π¬ 399 π 193Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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25.06.2025 01:20 β π 266 π 81 π¬ 25 π 5Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
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Mike Johnson is warning the country that if Democrats take back the House in the midterms, then Trump's presidency will effectively end after only two years.
Sounds like a plan! π
10.06.2025 16:09 β π 60 π 13 π¬ 14 π 3Only a guilty man refuses to provide proof of his innocence.
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Yes, βdisasterβ is the correct word β this is a public health catastrophe. The pressure for him to resign should begin tonight, and continue until it happens. Nothing else should be in front of this. Go to a 19th century cemetery anywhere in this country to know why.
09.06.2025 22:37 β π 1826 π 648 π¬ 15 π 6a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads βTouching grass isnβt enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power β
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09.06.2025 13:52 β π 28494 π 5904 π¬ 85 π 141this is good
10.06.2025 04:02 β π 25488 π 6629 π¬ 428 π 278This is him, no questionβ¦
09.06.2025 22:04 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Out for breakfast with my favorite guy!
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