Mattakamoose

Yep, 100%. The air dries out *just enough* and I have a horror film on my face.

Like seriously, I think my schnoz was used as a reference for shooting the prom scene in Carrie.

I knew fall had officially arrived this week when I got my first surprise catastrophic nosebleed. So, kinda?

Email was a mistake.

I really hope they realize just how bad they had to fuck up to burn out the anarchist. I'm not even motivated to burn the place down now, I just want to collect my paycheck until the aneurysm finally blows.

I take it back. It turns out the sacrifice fueled a greater working at the polls.

Sometimes "helping" involves realizing you're not contributing to the task and getting the hell out of the way.

Hey Grim Reaper, while you're on this plane taking decrepit old dicks, I've got a few more names that might interest you.

The night time is the right time
The night time is the right time

Vote!

Nice.

Inducing burnout 101: give emploee task. Let them become experts at that task and system.

Give them an entirely new task, under a new team and management structure. Do not let them pass on that first task to anyone.

If the only way to escape a barnacle is to leave the company, they will.

DARE programs told a whole lot of people that degens would just be offering them free drugs left and right.

My personal ratio of "you holding?" to "here have some drug" is at least 30:1.

This is your yearly reminder that no one is going to spend the money to give out drugs for Halloween. Drugs are expensive.

You think a populace that won't spring for full size Snickers will just hand out even the legal THC gummies?

"ChatGPT said this, should we try it?"

It's your network. I'd rather pay a homeless guy $5 for his opinion. I'll at least get an honest "I don't know" or a similar "this sounds like what you want to hear". But if I give a homeless guy a fiver, he can buy a bottle of water instead of igniting one.

"AI first"... AI can first gargle my balls.

I've crossed over. I no longer have a great disdain for AI. I absolutely despise it.

This bubble can't pop fast enough.

Lord of the Wings Redux: accomplished. Chicken legs and thighs this time, but we still went through Fellowship, Towers, and Return Extended Editions in one day.

Proving those to the client is always a fuckin migraine because no one believes they'd do something that stupid. YOU DID. I PROVED IT. I AM SO MAD I CANNOT BILL YOU FOR EXPLAINING HOW CIRCLES WORK.

The first prompt in our marketing system? "Transfer to our local office". If you've spotted the problem, congrats, you are qualified to be a property manager at one of hundreds of apartment communities across the country.

Vent time!

I see a certain type of case a dozen times a week at work, "our phone calls are looping, omgwtf what did you guys break" and 90% of the time, some smooth rain has set up THEIR OWN office lines to transfer into our marketing system.

New Sabaton album: which aspect of a World War will I learn about today?

Double effectiveness of it's a Vampire game. Now they can turn food into grenades and will spend a minimum of 2 real-time hours wondering what happens if you tap a vampire.

Go to the front desk and see if they have any discounts. See how long they can pretend it doesn't exist.

Elizabeth being a pit boss at a metal show is the turn-on I didn't know I needed.

She claims she was second row, but I saw her throw a few back in.

The best assessment I've read about RFK Jr: "His uncle had more brains after he left Dallas."

I love that I called out "my followers, both of you" and exactly two people replied. Perfection.

I'll take any and all Skaarsgard, thanks. Keep them coming.

Every day I'm quoting Pacific Proposal Park and hoping for that FPO.

If someone gives me a tire iron and looks the other way for a few minutes, I'll hasten the "wheels fall off the AI bandwagon" in any way I can.

I'm really tired of hearing that AI is going to change my life.

My first time at Carolina Theater NOT in the balcony. From nosebleeds to pit.