Jake Heil

Very harsh call

Tai Baribo is on pace for 85 goals. #DOOP

HOLY SHIT, the Philadelphia Eagles decided to REJECT the invitation to the White House, so I guess I'm an Eagles fan now.

FLY, EAGLES FLY! 🦅💪

Meh. Not bad

This is utterly terrifying to anyone who took even a single world history class in school.

Hope this mom makes a comeback with her videos like this:

I hate this fucking team. Idiots. Literally toddlers could run a football club better

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

It’s the murder eyes for me. That stare that tells anyone from the Philadelphia metropolitan area that if they fuck around with queer and trans people, they’ll find out. And if you think he won’t, he literally threatened to kill the Pittsburgh Penguin in his second tweet. #Flyers #NHL #Gritty #LGBT

Remember this day.

The last full day with a Democratic President.

We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺

JUST IN: The U.S. added 256,000 jobs in December, surpassing expectations and bringing the total for 2024 to 2.2 million. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.1%, and wages grew 3.9% over the past year, far outpacing inflation.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Habitat for Humanity mourns the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter Habitat for Humanity joins the world in mourning the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. A champion for affordable and decent housing, he and Rosalynn Carter donated their time and leadership...

I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.

My all-time favorite!

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

Love this one- ans also Viticulture!

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

The same terrible band every year

As he should. With the corruption we'll all need to witness for the next 4 years, the least he can do is protect his son

A handsome tabby cat sitting on a stair ledge. He’s looking into the camera with his chin down and his eyes up. He wants to boop heads. #CatsOfBluesky

Joe wants boops

Bills LunchMoney Lewis · Bills · Song · 2015

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Right? Just bring up Westfield even - I think even he can push that 3rd outside back spot and is younger and probably cheaper

Sign on public storage building with lights burnt out in several letters, leaving “Public rage.”

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

Terraforming Mars!

Ahh yes... AI is definitely taking over the world

Definitely sand crab... it's nothing like a flea

#TeamSlytherin

Ernst and Sugardaddy have lost it. #SadDoop