Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland

Yep. I recognise the existential threat the Schutzstaffel poses but ffs, be true to your cause and sleep at night.

They’ve lost the plot

I bloody love you, Rosie!

There, said it now.

I genuinely wouldn’t pay £1 to be anywhere that nicotine stained fascist whilst trying to eat (or ever, for that matter).

Hittun

Oi Oi Mrs!

“Right wing think tank”
One of the greatest ever oxymorons

And they say irony is dead.

It’s sad to see Woke ideology has crept into cricket.

He should have rested that shoulder.

I call it my “a few knots more” picture. It gives me hope that next time, it might go in at a higher speed.

Something to cheer you up on a Monday morning, peeps.

I sometimes forget how spectacular Skegness can be.

Bruce Wayne was much better

I cannot get off the couch

#FatBastard

Are you saying you’re a transsexual?

Likewise!

The KFC ads are…….fucking weird.

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Israel is creating the biggest cadre of terrorists imaginable. They’ll make Al Qaeda look like amateurs. And we’ve bloody well enabled this.

Make us a cuppa - I’ll be over in 5

Thank goodness the Lions is over. That was garbage

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Got you a follow

You can count too!? Wow, so not just a beautiful princess eh?!

Nearly over, darling!

The demented psychopath is up.

How odd!

What did you do?! (Dm if easier?)

Well said