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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland

@garethextwitter.bsky.social

A legend in my own lunch-break. Banned from Twatter. If you use โ€˜wokeโ€™ as an insult, youโ€™re an utter bellend. I stand with Lichtenstein ๐Ÿด

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Message for Richard Tice (if heโ€™s on here): Nigel Farage is a racist cunt, and if you defend him (as you did on BBCR4 today), then so are you. Now fuck off back to your patriotic Dubai apartment with your nylon haired little slut.

04.12.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good man. I see that Reform UK Ltd idiot is on again.

03.12.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.

#WetLeg

03.12.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello you x

03.12.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My dog just said the same to my leg!

03.12.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...

Great news, the petition:

Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Is at the Petition Committee stage, a date is being set.

02.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Well then Iโ€™d fucking lamp him one.

01.12.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your speech was as terrifying as the shit that Farage and his Nazis spew. Youโ€™re just as dangerous - just on the other end of a shitty spectrum. Letโ€™s hope you never see power.

30.11.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invite me! Iโ€™m there!

30.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I consider myself left of centre and I despise where politics has got to of late. But holy shit - I caught some of @zarahsultana.bsky.socialโ€™s speech today at the Your Party launchโ€ฆ.it was as batshit crazy as Reform UK Ltd. What a bloody dangerous world weโ€™re in.

30.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BOOM!! 100,000 signatures! Now letโ€™s have a date for the debate

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

29.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 705    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Iโ€™d love to be in a white house press conference- Iโ€™d put my hand up and say: โ€œmr president, is it true youโ€™re an absolutely disgusting fat orange racist cunt?โ€

29.11.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Signed, Sarah.

28.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks minging.

28.11.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want the fat orange c*nt to eat so many hamburgers, he fucking explodes. In Melaniaโ€™s face. Live on tv.

28.11.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donโ€™t believe Nigel Farageโ€™s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish โ€“ and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui Now that my former classmate has finally spoken about the allegations of his behaviour at school, I feel compelled to address his points directly, says Peter Ettedgui, a film director and producer

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

No one believes him.

25.11.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Witkoff? More like Wankoff

26.11.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Budget eve. So excited.

25.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same.

25.11.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™ll be dead from too many burgers soon. Nom nom, elvis.

25.11.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shock! It turns out Nigel Farage was a racist cunt at school too! Who knew?

25.11.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Martin Davies (@martindavies631844) Farage is a traitor and helped the Russians cause Brexit

substack.com/@martindavie...

21.11.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boris Johnson
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people

20.11.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That. Is. Disgusting.

19.11.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay!!!

19.11.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly

17.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliant

17.11.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

16.11.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59201    ๐Ÿ” 36310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1297    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2869

I so want to leave this fucking country. I donโ€™t recognise what we have become.

17.11.2025 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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