Jono French

Think I'm developing Stockholm syndrome.... which isn't too bad here as my captors are nurses.... but still, almost 4 months in here now..... #NHS

Love this song! Is that snare fill designed to sound like a machine gun though?

The biggest signal an American human can ever receive that they are deeply and profoundly fucking up is finding themselves as the bad guy in a Bruce Springsteen song.

It's difficult but Reform UK have just become less appealing with that dreadful Braverman joining them. 🤮

Three months in hospital this week, reunited with the LFC cap and looking a lot better. Need a haircut and shave though. Oh #YNWA well I won’t until they fix my leg and they won’t do that until I’ve finished the kidney treatment. #NHS

Feliz Cumpleaños!!!

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What is this #cadbury I was looking forward to this box of Milk Tray, but it’s turned into an abomination. 7 chocolates, non of which belong in a box of #milktray

NHS Christmas dinner. Not bad, sprouts needed another week 😋
But still, big thank you to all the NHS staff working today.
#NHS #ChristmasDay

Happy Christmas! Wish I was there. Jx

Xmas in hospital and the best pressies! A bar card of Scampi Fries. Could do with a pint to go with em but I’ve a head start on dry January unfortunately.
#HappyChristmas
#NHS

Two months I’ve been in hospital now, slowly improving, finally getting to see the fracture clinic for the leg this week. Thanks to everyone for their kind words and support, they’re keeping me going. NHS have been great and the nurses, yeah I know your not running a hotel 😂 #NHS

I thought you'd have fixed that yourself though.

iOS devs. Help. can anyone send me a iPhone DDI for iOS26.x?
mines missing so can't test on device. no download from apple. its a small file found here /Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Platforms/iPhoneOS.platform/DeviceSupport
thanks
#iOS #Xcode #iPhone

Saturday morning hospital sounds that lift the spirits. Yeah! the tea trolly rattling the mugs as it approaches down the corridor.

VAR should be having a look at this FIFA peace prize.
#fifa #peace

I've got one, Philips, it's lovely although moving the mouse from one side to the other is an effort.... 😂
Unfortunately they won't let me bring it into my hospital room, still trying to get a bigger desk. Health and Safety apparently 🤷‍♂️

Bollocks to vibe coding, what I’ve realised from my hospital room here is all that’s missing is a notepad and pen.

Starting 7th week in hospital, apparently here for at least another 3 months, getting mobile now on the zimmer. need a desk and chair so I can work comfortably ish. How do you crowdfund £170 to get the ones I've found at #IKEA
#NHS #NeedAJob #iOSDev #NotWellATM

Me lying in hospital bed wearing Pyjamas from the hospital with the cloth print saying Hospital Use Only.

I’ve been moved again, this time to a new hospital in Newton Le Willows, it’s a physio rehab ward to sort the broken leg out. Got some natty new pj’s too.
#NHS
#ImNotWellATM

a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar

On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.

Pot Noodle in a paper pot now. What could possibly go wrong….

#potnoodle
#nothospitalfood

View of Anfield today from my hospital room window.

Today I can at least watch Anfield from my hospital window! #YNWA
#LFC #NHS #Anfield

I was 3 days old!

Getting better… let’s just say to start with apparently I had the immediate family around the bed here. Think I’ll still be here for Xmas though. #NHS

I’m up to 5 weeks and counting. Not leaving hospital anytime soon…. Least I have a lovely view of Anfield from my room here.
#NHS
#YNWA

Xmas is coming and I’ve plenty of spare time in my hospital bed so I thought I’d review some mince pies. First up are Asdas Joyous mince pies…. Filled ok but only warmly spiced with a thick shortcrust pastry that’s a bit claggy.
Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅

Long term hospital stay. Yeah 3am and I’m on Google maps looking at the menu of a Chinese takeaway half a mile away salivating over Wonton soup and sweet n sour chicken balls.
#Salt&VinegarChippy
#NHS
#Liverpool
#YNWA

View from my hospital room.
3rd move from ICU, woke to this beautiful sight. Feel better already.
#YNWA #Anfield #NHS

Try again. Think i had to do the age thingy again.