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This is all made up.

Just a total fabrication top to bottom.

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Private Eye cover: ANDY'S FRIEND RESCUES FERGIE! Epstein is prepared to give you £15,000 Is that for Eugenie or for both of them?

2011.

BREAKING: The Trump administraiton has committed a mass violation of ICE detainees' constitutional rights in MN, effectively blocking their acess to attorneys in the Whipple building, a judge ruled tonight.

The judge: Trump appointeee Nancy Brasel

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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Plaintiff, v. (1) ALFREDO ALEJANDRO ALJORNA and (2) JULIO CESAR SOSA-CELIS, Defendants. Government’s Motion to Dismiss Complaint with Prejudice The United States of America, by and through its undersigned attorneys, hereby respectfully moves the Court for an order to dismiss with prejudice the Complaint filed in this matter against the defendants, Alfredo Alejandro Aljorna and Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, pursuant to Rule 48(a) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the allegations in the Complaint Affidavit, filed on January 16, 2026, as ECF 1-1, as well as the preliminary-hearing testimony (ECF 18, 19) that was based on information presented to the Affiant. Accordingly, dismissal with prejudice will serve the interests of justice. Dated: February 11, 2026 Respectfully submitted, DANIEL N. ROSEN

Another shooting case falls apart (this time ICE, not CBP).

These are the Venezuelans that ICE excused shooting by claiming they beat him w/shovels.

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The new evidence dump provides rare insight into how DHS responds to the shootings of civilians.

Because she survived, her lawyer said, “Marimar was able to get discovery in this case that shows you exactly how this agency handles a shooting in the immediate aftermath, and it’s scary.”

Homeland Security @DHSgov • 1h As long as she doesn't drug and rob our agents, we'll consider that an improvement over her past behavior. TMZ @TMZ• 7h Cardi B Jokingly Threatens to 'Jump' ICE At Her Concert tmz.me/04EH0wB U.S. DEPARTMEN OF HI Cardi B @iamcardib X.com If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files? Homeland Security • @DHSgov. 2h As long as she doesn't drug and rob our agents, we'll consider that an improvement over her past behavior. x.com/tmz/status/202... 1:27 PM • 2/12/26 • 223K Views

The Department of Homeland Security and Cardi B are going back and forth on Twitter after DHS referenced her past remarks and she fired back by invoking the Epstein files.

Ellison: "It felt like we were being occupied by the federal govt, & I started returning to reading about the Boston Massacre. How did those Bostonians feel when a far away govt in England had imperial troops marching all over their city, harassing & abusing the citizenry. That's kind of how I felt"

A) This is a lie. Other countries have it.
B) Trump uses it regularly.

Bottom line: They are afraid of you voting.

“Senate Democrats just blocked a bill to fund the Department of Homeland Security, after Republicans tried to advance a spending measure that they had already rejected. The measure fell short of the 60 votes needed to overcome the filibuster with all but one Democrat voting to block it in a 52-47

a woman in a pink dress is crying ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying

THEY GOT WAKA EVERYONE

lol delete this come on. homeschooling is nearly completely unregulated, a fucking mess, and does not need a glowup

Lit

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1/ Prof. Jeffrey Gerlertner essentially admits that he pimped out his female students who asked him for a rec.

Treating Epstein "like every other unmarried billionaire in Manhattan; in fact, like every other heterosex male" 3 years after his guilty plea is vile.

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Yeah, this is a conversation that the legal community needs to start having right now.

As we talk about abolishing ICE/DHS, there has to be professional accountability for the DOJ folks who go were complicit here.

Sen. Andy Kim: "This was an occupation of American state and city, and going forward that damage has been done. Regardless of what Tom Homan announced today, ICE is still pushing forward without an actual independent investigation."

Gov. Tim Walz: "They left us with deep damage. Generational trauma. Economic ruin in some cases. The left us with many unanswered questions. Where are our children? Where and what is the process of the investigation into those that were responsible for the deaths of Renee and Alex?"

Blumenthal on administrative warrants: "This is not a warrant. It's a permission slip. It's a green light from another ICE agent to go bash down a door, smash into a home, detain and arrest someone without a judge finding probable cause."

This is important. The head of CBP says here that his agency did NOT provide the assessment that led DHS to label Alex Pretti a terrorist looking to inflict mass casualties.

That appears to contradict Stephen Miller's claim that the initial assessment was based on CBP reports:

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape, sources said."

HASSAN: You said you don't want to comment on these ongoing investigations because you don't want to bias them. So did Noem and Stephen Miller bias the investigation when they called Pretti a domestic terrorist?

LYONS: I don't want to comment. That's their comments


H: That doesn't make any sense

AG Keith Ellison: "The surge is contributing to violent crime. Two of the three homicides committed in Minneapolis in 2026 have come at the hands of federal immigration agents."

Walz: "We've got children that a core memory for them will be their classmate being taken away. That will stick with them the rest of their lives. My hope is what sticks with them is human decency wins out, rule of law matters ... "

What's next? Encouraging people to vote?

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The clown show continues.

These dudes think this is so clever.

Beyond the difference in harms that accompanies the age limits for booze and voting, there were 26,000+ arrests of minors for liquor law violations in 2019. It’s a relatively common crime.

There are functionally no arrests each year for in-person voter fraud.

Thanks CNBC for putting his feet to the fire. Wish more people would do that.

Kind of a minor point but the Dow is measured in index points because it's an index, it isn't a price in dollars

Bring it on.