Elise 💌

yeahhh ngl it’s rough out there i’ve been job searching for the past few months 😔

highly recommend if you can. it’s so much less draining i could not survive being in office all week

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

i loooooove spending an afternoon on a job application only to hit submit and get an error because they took the job listing down 😍

LinkedIn job postings:
-AI wrangler
-Scam listing
-Scam listing
-AI wrangler
-Engineer at the War Crimes Factory
-Scam listing
-Listing reposted by middleman company that was already filled two weeks ago
-AI wrangler for the War Crimes Factory

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity

Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to stay warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.

Some Fucking Nazi: *dies*

People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

thought the TL could use some good news

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

A large suitcase completely filled with tiramisu with the text: “let’s normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase”

me packing my luggage after 4 weeks in europe

Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel

not joking when i say this is like. 60% El*n’s fault

lol. lmao. not me getting laid off while i’m out on vacation 🙃

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Reporter: How did the Israelis treat you, we saw them giving sandwiches? Greta Thunberg: They probably have posted lots of PR stunts, they did an illegal act by kidnapping us in international waters but that’s not the real story here. The real story is the genocide in Gaza and systematic starvation. Reporter: Are you worried about the others? Greta: Yes…I’m calling for everyone who can to mobilize to demand their immediate release and, of course, to demand not only humanitarian aid being let into Gaza but also a ceasefire and most importantly an end to the occupation, an end to the systemic oppression and violence that Palestinians are facing on an everyday basis. Reporter: “Why do you think so many countries and governments around the world are just ignoring what’s happening in Gaza?” Greta Thunberg: “Because of racism.”

This is how.

Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.

When you see liberal scolding of protest, just send them this message below. Do not split.

MORE. OF. THIS.

joke’s on me ig RTD himself spoiled it on instagram lol

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

oh cynthia’s no good deed will destroy me I KNOW IT 😭😭😭

shout out to my hotel’s shitty wifi for making sure i don’t see any doctor who spoilers this week lmao

the next to normal london cast recording just dropped and i’m about to board a plane. can’t wait to listen and cry for the entire 7 hours