Kris Klein

Just accidentally walked into my ex’s bday party and wanna die sos

How is there not one place in Burlington VT that delivers bone broth. Isn’t that like the lifestyle here

boss and I both bedridden w/ colds on our work trip to VT fml

Work trip to VT calls for cute girly bubble bath time 🧼

Also got to spend NYE w some of the faves 🥰

Going back to work on Thursday after the holiday is so annoying I keep thinking it’s Monday Jfc

The OG “is your p*ssy green?”

It’s a functional freeze kinda day

get your bourbon out of my face

just saw a YouTube ad for northern Kentucky @jjacus.bsky.social this propaganda will never convert me

Oh look it’s me

International fashion lifestyle brand

Hid my vape in my bra so I can hit it in the bathroom in my aunts house at xmas

not being a negative Nancy but just a reminder that the holidays are horrid and full of torment for some people so have some grace 💕 on that note cleansing my spirit w RHOSLC

anyone else cry into their soup today or just me

But highlight was I did get to spend quality time w some of my faves 🥰

Ahhhh another infuriating weekend in nyc. Back to Jersey lol

not the vest

Someone call Andy Cohen

Things I want for Xmas:

I never gave u permission to use this vid of me publicly

grueling day at work so that’s means it’s tequila tuesdayyyyyyy

This is a case for the FBI. Bestie quoted my hot body pic to promote my music then deleted it. This was him years ago in his pre-hunk era. Also known as the mime who recently assaulted me with a burp to the face. Betrayal. Fake friendship. Performative activism. If anyone knows this man be wary.

Survived my hangover I’m so strong

I wasn’t lying

me and bestie smoked now we sleepin w/ a literal greyhound

Mind your business

when does one start feelin sexy and free like Jessie J again