sarah mac

American Theater is truly dead what do you mean a livestream of an off broadway play costs 75 DOLLARS

to groove with your partner (or at the very least allow your partner to groove) is intrinsic to a healthy relationship 🕺🏻🕺🏻

he speaks like he’s in the black lodge

rip robert redford one time your brother came into my restaurant and booked a table using just your last name and i freaked out and ran to tell the whole kitchen but then he took off his baseball cap and wasn’t that hot and I realized my error

oceans are now cheesecakes

So cool when your buddy asks to borrow a bead and then he says he lost it and 2 months later you see it in his necklace.

Laser crab meme. Laser crab is saying SILENCE, and blowing up a smaller crab labeled “jd Vance follower”

“SILENCE,” laser crab meme. The crab is blowing up a smaller crab with the Bluesky label “Matt Yglesias Follower”

breadposting for first sourdough :)

A big white cat with brown and tan patches on her ears and back snoozes next to a pink foam Birkenstock on a colorful rug

her best friend is sandal

tired: demon twink
wired: fruit of all evil

mf said conCLAVE

why does the guy in the conclave ads say it like that wtf

Big white cat with brown patches and a pink nose sleeps curled up in a ball on a soft furry bed. She holds her little kitty face with a paw.

a angel

This is where I am going to put my Bailey pictures and if anyone else likes them that’s fine but this is a Bailey page now I have decided

not the onlyfans x subaru limited collection 🙈

you either die a tj mack or you live long enough to see yourself become the wife

omg same

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What if you were in the spelling bee and you had to spell Ra’s al Ghul ?? #ohno

incredible things are happening on r/brooklyn

A big white cat with brown cow patches and big black eyes like a shark splayed out on a bed. Her head is up and her left paw is tucked under her in a way that makes it look like she has a gay little wrist

Miss Fancypaw

A neon yellow missing flyer that reads: “Clout. Catnapping. Carly Rae Jepsen. HAVE YOU SEEN ME????” Above a high contrast b&w photo of a cat Text continues: “You CAN at everybody hates u here :) a play/party Dec 8th, 8pm @ C’mon Everybody Music by Brit Spin”

i wrote a play that is *definitely not* about caroline calloway and if u are in bk u should come :)

Closeup on the face of a big white cat with brown patches wearing a homemade witch hat. Her big black eyes are in slits and she is lying down on a wood floor. Her fur is crinkly and soft.

*suspiria by goblin voice* WITCH!!!!!

Vincent Gallo already did this. He’s so unoriginal

Not to compare Taylor Swift and Kate Bush, but if Bush wrote a song called "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" you can bet that it would be about the struggles of being a five-inch tall man trapped in someone's kitchen

Big Badness