Dr Panda

I would rather stick to the ideology of Mahito from JJK. That the body forms itself around the soul. Meaning that people with a hideous soul would also have their appearance change accordingly.

Content of the top shelf needs magic whiskers? I always forget that I am quite tall when thinking about the hardship of all of the smol out there ^^

Never believed in inherent good or divine virtues or something, but it IS quite telling that an evil nature (be that one that they be born into or develop through their abuse of power) is quite literally warping their core and by extension their appearance...

How did you know about my new secret single I was about to drop? My Magnum opus, "Meowdy" by Panda, the first country/furry-bait to make it into the top ten?

@doodleconner.bsky.social

Hi :)

I really REALLY do hope that all the current north korean propagandists and state media indoctrination channels suffer from a massive identity crisis with their arch Nemesis the U.S. totally overtaking them at their own spiel

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social please do me a favor and make headlines in your local obituaries!

Dis a good dogo! All hail zuko, the good dogo!
Zuko never tried to usurp the US and never tried to capture the avatar!
Be like zuko, be dogo!

Go home autumn, you are drunk!

Drinking tea makes my teeth dark.
Drinking coffee makes me jittery and anxious.
Not drinking either makes me fall asleep while standing up.

So I can either be awake and jittery, or awake with dark teeth, or asleep with an open head wound from toppling over.

Life is not fair for pandas...

Is it the lead?
Asking for my own sanity

My parents (not boomers but gen-x) are turning more bigoted, narrow minded, xenophobic and lgbtq-phobic each year

Their parents however have never made such a mad turn into insanity

Leaded fuel was also legal their entire youth until the year I was born...

Somebody get this individual an etch-a-scetch ASAP! The possibilities are endless!!!!!

So am I to believe that ya'll had a previous election where BOTH candidates turn out to be war-crime loving, thin skinned, billionaire-balls-gurgling pieces of shit? Only difference is that one is a pedo?

Fuck man, almost makes me glad to ONLY have to worry about two of our five parties being Nazis

I am not one that races ahead to repeat history ...

Especially like the ups and downs that France had to live through in-between 1789 and 1799 ...

But let me just say that the energy behind the events of the 14.july 1789 in Paris should perhaps give us all a vision to repeat in our current age ...

Time to speed things up. Don't let all those fucks that are currently trying to overtake those monsters legacy, slip by either!
We need a stop gap, a great filter, for monsters using human skin as a disguise...

Living in a world where the nr.1 satire source is almost more sane and coherent than the actual world is just wild!

Not much to blow out there is it, huh?
I hope he will choke on a second grade pierogi while having another zionisticly infused pedo rant like he is known to have!

Hope you turn out to be what all republicans, Maga-Cultists, and billionaire-fanboys are most afraid of.
Namely a person with a brain, a vision and a spine!

Here is to the first of hopefully many years of being the perfect Boogeyman!

Congratulations again! 😀

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social congratulation Mr.Mayor!

(Obvious sarcasm incoming)

How does it feel to be the first Sharia law munching, communism breathing, socialism manifesting, candy stealing (and whatever the fuck else those billionaire funded cretins tried to make stick) Mayor?

Holup, I am confused... Maybe it is because I am European, but I was under the impression that Cheney was one of those sorts that, similar to Kissinger, have committed so much horrendous shit, that even hell itself seems like too weak a punishment for them.

Am I missing something?

There are a hundred "yo mama" jokes coursing through my head now, thanks to that image... I guess I AM a bad person after all ^^

Bread and wood, the two most kind soothing crafts out there! I wish you a pleasant journey in your bread-venture.
And never forget, Austria+Germany are for hobby bakers, what Valhalla is for viking warriors!

Hmmmm, never pondered that combination before. But please elaborate, are the french toast underneath the boobs (which are on your face)? So like a face-frenchtoast-boobs sandwich? Or are they on top?

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Jo JD, go jump in a puddle and drown! Death to Fascists! A big hearty FUCK YOU from Austria!

Hi "Severly-sick-with-a-stomach-infection", I'm Dad!

Sorry, but couldn't resist ^^
Get well soon!

YouTube video by The Onion The Night Epstein Died

Honestly, if the US Government won't release the Epstein Files, I recommend we make this our new truth:
youtube.com/shorts/ZMzU8...

Just imagine, being in the movie the same way we experience our reality. Freaky in a way.
But at the same time imagine the possibilities?

Being able to search for Easter eggs!
No longer having to build suspense and tension with alternating shots but experiencing them all at the same time!
Boobies!

His question was:
How would a 4d being watch a movie? Also in 2d like we do? Or in actual 3d.

Had no clear way of explaining this hypothetical, but the most sensible step would be that their experience is not restricted to a 2 dimensional area but an actual 3 dimensional space. A true holodeck!

Tried to explain to my son why we cannot just "disable" gravity and glide around.
I told him that currently we have no means of counteracting gravity or simple sidestep its impact.

Being a kid whose tism has a tinge of ADHD, his brain went visibly on fire! He asked me the most intriguing question!