That Guy...Brian

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

no, it's link's MONSTER, link was the doctor

little know fact, speed racer is actually the name of the car. the main character is actually called link.

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Ohhh my god I saw the funniest example of this recently. A Steam commenter who insisted that any game with an endpoint is actually called an "activity" and is both a waste of time and an unattainable luxury. (This was on a $4 game)

Show: Teen Titans Go!
Language: Malayalam
Country: India

His lore is that he has dozens of romantic partners who patrol his house like the henchmen in an Arkham game

progressive jpeg deconstruction

That does it. The meme is dead.

Ok this was an all timer. A truly legendary tech support interaction.

BEHOLD:

Ok now go to your router - it’s the black box w the antennas on it”

Mine doesn’t have antennas

“… it should”

I took those off awhile ago because they where ugly

Peter
Lois
Chris
Meg
Stweie
Brian

You don’t know them, but you’ve shared so many memories with each of them. Hey, maybe on the inside, we’re all just a family guy

believe when i say, i want it that way

Gimme that which I desire

what method do you use to aim your pee, holding your dick, pinning your balls, or "freestyle"

so there exist rom coms, romance comedies, but where are the romance horrors

they should invent actions that don't have consequences

Chaos to Calm

midlife crisis sports cars and motorcycles. for Her

controversal opinion:

Three containers of bullion, with the note: "Now you are a bullionaire!"

Sometimes puns take form in the real world

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I just remembered that Archie Comics had done some Bible comics in the past.

you don't need ChatGPT you need a group chat of three other sickos with complementary brainrot

If I was a parrot I'd memorize and consistently repeat the old school internet modem dial up sound constantly 💜

As of this week, there is nobody left on Earth who witnessed this moment live.

if the new Vince Gilligan show doesn’t open with a five minute plus montage of someone doing every step in a mundane task set to jaunty music I’m not interested

i don't "go around". i don't follow roads. i go straight to the quest marker. and if it's too far down from where i jump from, I DIE.

Physical books never stopped being in fashion, even with younger readers. I strongly suspect this is in no small part due to books being a common gift, and now Romantasy is getting buyers used to pretty editions with endpapers and sprayed edges.