That Guy...Brian

Pigeon, 04 Oct '25. #PigeonSky 🪶

feel dobro, d.o.o

they really pranked themselves into a corner by naming the game that way

Are you trying to tell me Hot Tub Time Machine 2 isn’t intended as a faithful recreation of Fellini’s masterworks

A genre of reply that is truly wretched is when you post “I didn’t care for this movie” and the reply will be “maybe you just realized this, but Hollywood studios are there to serve their MONEY MASTERS, not YOU”, like ok I thought Aliens vs Predator was about the beauty of art

a man stands in front of a microphone and says " there would never be an escalator temporarily out of order " sign ALT: a man stands in front of a microphone and says " there would never be an escalator temporarily out of order " sign

Hedberg was an engineer, FYI.

No matter how hot or cold a room is, it's still room temperature.

Follow me for more science facts.

YouTube video by The Create Unknown PsychicPebbles Inspiration for Smiling Friends

semi-related, but i love how that end result was achieved by directly looking at the pool of inspiration that went into a new hope

zach hadel made a similar point a while back: to capture the magic of something, you have to immerse yourself in the things that inspired it

youtu.be/uXYBnG99t1o

It's pissposting when you make a post with one hand, or is that called goonposting?

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

that's right, the square hole

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

made a firefox css theme to match .... the world is beautiful

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

Uni the Hutt?

As I get older I understand the friendship between Tolkien and Lewis better. I understand how even if you just do not like the thing your friend is making AT ALL, you can still respect the fact that he's making it

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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

me when I seal you in Scatman's World

imagine appearing before the canadian supreme court to make the case whether you've been naughty or nice

Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.

i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses

listen there's nothing that annoys me more than horrible people. except annoying people. be pedantic and condescending at your own risk folks. you're only a click away from me never having to see you again. and I'm very enthusiastic with my clicking hand

There's some bamboozle afoot.

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modern agriculture: everyday I pour 10 trillion gallons of water all over my shitty almond trees I grow in the fucking desert. everyone around me’s wells are dry, but I am wet & choked by algae

me: let’s mb not do this

modern agriculture: arrest this nerd and give me a bailout

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

THAT SAID, at least xbox wasn't caught in a broken marriage between two stubborn international divisions with completely different visions on how to run the brand, or an oversaturation of slightly different, redundant platforms (though i think they're getting closer to that now)