Alex-Anna

What an honor to have attended the most boring race in F1 history. #USGP #F1

The photos of enormous crowds in Times Square, etc are awesome, but my favorite genre of #nokings post will always be "Here's a photo of 500 protestors in Tinyburg, Mississippi, pop. 350."

I’m moving house and in case you haven’t moved lately, I assure you packing is still a horrrttrible task. Halp.

I’ve been patient with the broadcast direction in past #f1 races but wtf was that?! Things actually happened in that race, APPARENTLY.
The race we were shown was an absolute snooze. #SingaporeGP

Packing assistant.
Do not recommend.

Buying a house is a long process of realizing you and your spouse are much dumber than you realized.

5 years after getting certified I just taught my first yoga class.
Proud of me. Grateful for yoga. Always.

Who can I contact at Podcast headquarters to let them know I’m not going to be gambling socially or otherwise?
Please. Allow me to save you the ad dollars.

There should be a regular person on Love Island just for comparison.

They can be attractive and fun but they only show excitement when they are actually excited. And they have normal conversations.
And they have maybe never twerked before.

Luka update: embarrassed him in front of the whole neighborhood to protect those paws #Dalmatian

Luka update: had to add a link to his metal collar after having him for 2 weeks. 😊
#Dalmatian #DalSky

Today we welcomed Luka to the family!
#Dalmatian

The 81 on Oscar’s car looks like a hate symbol.
I’m sure it looked lovely when sitting still but at-speed, not so much.
#MonacoGP #Formula1 #F1

Waking up in the US feels like shit

there are more women racing in the Wienie 500 than in all top levels of all motorsport combined

Trans-Atlantic flights outside of first class should be illegal over age 27.
Your Saturn returns and so do you.
To your homeland.
10 hours is too long for those old bones to be in a chair.

It feels legitimately cruel that I have to go back to the US after experiencing life in Italy.

Ciao Maranello
#Ferrari

Any tips for the #ImolaGP? Attending for the first time next week!
#F1 #Formula1 #Imola

April. #Lapse

You’ll understand why Americans go to the ER for all medical issues once you try to get an appointment with a specialist and their receptionist is combative, your insurance only works with 3 in your area, and the earliest appointment available is in NOVEMBER.

That was a wonderful race!
#f1

WHY isn’t anyone talking about Lando clearly throwing up in his helmet in FP2?!
#f1 #formula1 #LandoNorris

I miss chasing wins and podiums, but the increase in Carlos content since he left Ferrari might be worth it.
#F1 #CarlosSainz

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Upsetting because I am a woman and a feminist and I don’t want v10s.

But still! Not the point!

This was March

When he’s bad we call him Ralf 🤭

Michael Schumacher the cat gets confusion or extreme excitement from vet staff

One day long ago I told Husband, “I wear sunscreen and use skincare so I’ll look way younger than you when we’re old.”
That lit a fire I wasn’t prepared for that has culminated in him shouting, “do you want to do this lip scrub I’m doing?” from the bathroom tonight.