Mr Synaptic Bandwidth

Maybe she's the one going around collecting the envelopes of protection money

Being new to the whole opulent flashy kleptocrat thing, she just assumes people in High Society are always carrying and throwing bands around as a demonstration of power

You could tell me they lied about the cash amount to plus up the criminal charges or that she really is a psycho who keeps thousands of dollars in cash on her at all times and I would believe both

I desire to drink the excedrin soda

a dressed rabbit is leaning against a massive twirling stalk, growing out of a manhole. the lid is on the ground. the stalk twirls up as far as the eye can see.

the manhole, print ad, pc engine cd rom² (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/9222/th...

Believing that the Tragedy of the Commons is an argument for privatization is Think Tank Brain

The black cat, blurred

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER MY PLACE IS IN AWFUL SHAPE WHAT DUMP NOBODY EVER DROPS IN TO SEE ME ANY MORE BOOMP ( SUDDENLY A SQUIRREL FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING, SLUGGO IS HAPPILY SURPRISED)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 21,1952

Racial bikers gangs "cleaning up" their community by poisoning everyone with fent, praying that the inner cities will riot when the welfare gets shut off so they can ride through and shoot everyone dead to "defend their neighborhoods"

All resources diverted to monitoring soy college socialists, who are the real domestic terrorists and not the drug dealing nazi gun cults in the woods who spend 100% of their time tweaking and developing contingency plans for carrying out The Big One

I think more grown ups should make Best Friend collages

March 16, 1792: King Gustav III of Sweden is shot by Count Jacob Johan Anckarström at a masked ball at the Opera; he dies on March 29.

Here is the masquerade costume worn by Gustav III when he was shot in the back by an assassin.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE MAKES A MAN HEALTHY - - - WEALTHY AND WISE REPORT CARD ARITH D SPELL D GEOG D HIST D

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 16,1954

C-Span Washington Journal screenshot of Michael Petrilli from the Thomas B Fordham Institute advocating for charter schools on a segment about eliminating the Department of Education

A reptilian alien invader from V the Visitors, with his rubber mask torn exposing his true form

Today's Washington Journal Think Tank sociopath is Michael Petrilli, charter school lobbyist from the Thomas B Fordham Institute. Jesus Christ, I've never seen a human being look so much like the lizards from V before.

I wish similarly I could just wipe my eyeballs down with a microfiber cloth and restore my vision

Decades of q-tip addiction had culminated in a miserable week of deafness and painful pressure. Thought it was permanent, was ready to die. Got one of those camera pens with a rubber scoop: thimble of impacted earwax. A goo horror show. Instant headache, everything is so loud now.

"Hmm yes I am a vaunted Rationalist, I eschew emotional appeals and moral judgements provided by the societal hive mind, and calculate every decision I make off of logic and facts alone. I am literally more valuable than a normie."

-has never derived a logical conclusion once in his entire life

A manga panel of a surgeon in a mask, saying "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

A manga panel of a brooding man, with bugs on him. Praying mantis, lady bug, stag beetle, a cricket (?)

The cover of the manga Mansect by Koga Shinichiro, depicting a grotesque humanoid mutant, like a gnarled root

MANSECT by Koga Shinichi; it's good! It's like Umezz doing a Hino story. I wish they'd translate Eko Eko Azarak :(

Broke: calling someone a normie
Woke: calling someone an oldtype

Saw Char's Counterattack on the big screen tonight. My midlife crisis is now to become a newtype mecha pilot. Scrolling the feed while driving on the freeway is the modern day funnel launch.

TOTAL RECALL (1990)

Damn, our sales are way down because nobody can afford to buy our product anymore....... Better raise the prices so we can still hit our total revenue growth plan!!

The manufacturing of public consent for ethnic cleansing, genocide, war, etc. through astroturfing and bot farms is a cyberattack against the public. Why isn't anyone talking about this? It's algorithmic brainwashing at an industrial scale.

Katsuhiro Otomo

A sinister looking black cat with a clipped ear, staring directly at the camera

Socrates didn't allow them to write anything he said down because he didn't actually believe in anything, was logically incoherent, and having a record would have made it harder for him to gaslight others in arguments

Bush VP Dick Cheney, snarling

Well, second scowling politician

It is obvious Marco Rubio didn't realize the full scope of the plan. Only expected the graft train as usual, but now he lives in terror of his party, of the American public, and the entire rest of the planet too. He is becoming our first scowling openly curmudgeonly official, post glad-handing.

My favorite cool new AI phone feature is how the auto-correct decides that even though I spelled the word correctly, I must have meant to use a different one that doesn't make sense in context and goes ahead and fixes it for me