Beth

Sometimes they just figure it out

"Father. Whyy."

PSA:

Halloween is hard work when you're a little puppy dog

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. trick OR treat trick AND treat trick XOR treat trick NOR treat trick NAND treat trick XNOR treat

Baseball is suffering

And yet, not

Double bunny kick ftw

Me with finger-waved hair, a bejeweled headband going across my forehead, and an extremely 1920s-shaped red lip, in a pose that I imagine passed as sassy 100 years ago

Flapper hair/makeup result: acceptable

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche

If you do fun things to the font of your username, you are known as "pretentious squiggle" in my head, just so you know.

I can't read that shit, people with screen readers can't read that shit.

Ask me about the blue and green splotches all over our travertine shower from my kid's color depositing conditioners. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CERAMIC TILE, WHY ARE WE DOING THIS

Same. It's not everyone's taste but it's good Art, it should stay

As a straight woman, can confirm

I've got a couple looking the same, but I swear they hide the kitty clippers

Japan center rules, I used to live like 4 blocks from there

Why are we like this, I hate it so much

Also NYC has a higher population than all but like 12 states, when you look at representation this is more gubernatorial in scale

Trying to decide if my most pressing question is about the bucket or the ranch dressing

Pasting this here bc you'll get my joke bsky.app/profile/chac...

It was probably in the medicine cabinet (iykyk)

This was the first skeet from this thread I saw, excellent

It's a good movie, I think that Hitchcock guy is going places

My brown tabby girl sleeping on my chest with her little face pressed into the pillow

My tabby and white chungus boy sleeping with his face right in my face while laying on my chest.

The tabby and white chungus on my chest with both front paws sticking straight out into my hair, eyes closed bc her knows he owns me

My chungus barnacle once again with his 14-lb body pinning me to the bed while I look on in wonderment from between his ears

Mine are mostly "help I'm trapped" in nature bc look at this

Yeah this rules

Best answer

Oof, well I hate that

I was gonna say, show me the last grocery receipt you personally created from a weekly trip. If he can prove he's done this one (1) time this century I'd be shocked.

And now's there's the city connect ones that change every so often, it's a bottomless pit of jerseys

lol fuck off to that landlord, credit checks cost like $20, get over yourself