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yeah man the club is brillig tonight. yeah the borogoves are fucking mimsy. the mome raths outgrabe and shit—aw keen spite, is that the fucking manxome foe? shit, this is totally not gyre OR gimble... say, how about u bring yr vorpal sword tonight? yeah... let's get snicker-snack with it

Does it have to be real music? Couldn’t you invent some copyright-skirting fake music like, idk, that killer riff from Eight Land Army by The Indigo Stripes?

Just seen that the tik tok labubu lady has been milkshake ducked and I stand by what I said

I’m sorry but I just don’t get this whole “podcasts are pivoting to video” thing. It’s a podcast. I listen to it while I’m doing something else. That’s the point.

Came up with a dad joke today:

Why was the fruit bowl dropped from the cricket team?

Because he got a pair!

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hate it when I’m trying hard to be normal and I say/do something I thought was normal but people react like I’m weird. May as well just be weird . It’s easier.

Just realised that batting youngin Jacob Bethell would have been a toddler at the time of the 2005 Ashes.

I am now going to crumble into dust.

Welcome to Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖
#Delicious #Dinosaur #Dumplings

The series against India this summer has been the biggest cricketing rollercoaster since the 2005 Ashes. And they’ve gone off for rain with victory 35 runs or 4 wickets away.
The cruel sporting gods torment us…
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The irony is that that supposed acclaim barely exists anyway. AI bros complaining that they don't get credit for their "work" are probably not getting significantly less of it than a real artist making real art does. It's all based on some serious misconceptions about art and artists.

Rooooooooot!!!
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Clear profiteering from the Bordeaux wine seller at the village fete

Pffft

I think you mean “on site”

My property hot take is that it should be illegal to buy an older home, strip out every last vestige of character, pave over the garden, cover the walls in white render, and replace the roof and windows in depression grey.

If you want to subsist in a soulless box, buy a new build.

I used to work near Sir John Soane’s museum and I can confirm it’s a real hidden gem

A Euler diagram showing a circle on the left with “Understanding of Venn diagrams” and a circle on the right with “Math(s) ability” Both circles create the shape of a yellow tennis ball in the centre.

I'm hopeless at Venn diagrams. I really don't get them.😕

footballer with Poundland James-Taylor on his shirt

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

Some people look cool smoking.
Nobody looks cool vaping.

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

We are looking at a large room with a chapel in the background, it is divided by an oak screen with pointed arches. Sun streams through an unseen window creating misty hazy light and long shadows on the stone flagged floor of the room.

The chapel was built in 1411 and the screen you see dates in part back to that time.

It acted as a divider between the almshouse and the spiritual space beyond.

Just admiring this natty pair of 300-year-old silk taffeta shoes, embroidered with a design of leaves and flowers (England, 1700-1730, Fitzwilliam Museum, Cambridge)

like, to the movies or

And in audio, I’m still listening to Stone and Sky by Ben Aaronovitch

On kindle, I have also just started a new book: Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid

The cover of Enlightenment, featuring a stylised image of a comet against a dark blue sky

Good morning beach Womble!

I have just started reading Enlightenment by Sarah Perry

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

Incidentally, if you’re reading this and you are wondering what exactly is a labubu and/or a Brazilian butt lift, then I envy you. Hoo boy do I envy you.

Buffy, obviously.

Saw a post on tumblr that was a screenshot from Reddit of someone giving instructions on how to give your Labubu a Brazilian butt lift and I’m coming on BlueSky to say that I’m starting to think that maybe. social media has been a. Mistake