Ash 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐶

Girlfriend breakfast (pumpkin spice French toast) @beawitchme.bsky.social

My Make-Up Journey has been:
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)

Trans parties are great, they’re just like a regular party but you can get unsolicited medical advice from a girl who just snorted Ketamine

Walking in to a fully booked Valentine’s Day dinner shift 😬

It’s my birthday! Going to AYA karaoke around 10 tonight if anyone wants to buy me a drink about it :3

Like, can I even build the life I want if I can’t access healthcare? Who gives a fuck about a credit score if they’re just going to herd us into camps?

Really trying to put my life back together rn but with everything going on in this country rn it kinda seems pointless

Hips 😳

Bluejacket in Navy Yard, it’s a craft brewery :3

Starting the new job tomorrow like

Okay, gonna start using this one more. Don’t like that every post on the other place is a dice roll whether or not you get swarmed by weird hateful freaks

If any DC folks want to hang out today lmk, holiday party at my place! 🎄

Girl has me down so bad I’m playing midwest emo songs on repeat

These bathroom laws are getting out of hand

Girl who plays Paradox games, call that a Flag Hag

DO YOUR SHOT RIGHT NOW!!!! 😡

Really need more patches but it’s a good start ^_^

Need to wake up in piles of puppygirls more often

Tonight’s dinner: Mexican rice with a chipotle chorizo sauce (plus onions and peppers of course)

Dinner time

Follow me I’m hot

Guess I’m using this again now 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is going to sound like a shitpost but I’m 100% sincere, Biden should have federal marshals escort trans kids to the bathroom and the 101st Airborne push the Texas state guard off the border

Got broken up with and we weren’t even actually dating 🙃

My building switched our laundry machines over to an app-based service and now I apparently can’t do laundry when the Wi-Fi is down. Boring cyberpunk dystopia

My “Kissinger is dead” champagne

Tonight I hope Hell is real and Kissinger is eternally reliving the horrific last moments of every Cambodian, Laotian, Vietnamese, Chilean etc that he helped slaughter with his much-vaunted genius

He’s doomed to an eternity of servitude, and yet he smiles as the camera fades out. He chose for everyone to have free will, no matter what God had planned. We must imagine Sisyphus happy

Thinking more about the Loki finale, it’s very Sartre how Loki actively chooses to chain himself to the roots of Yggdrasil rather than being consigned there by the will of Odin