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@codestatic.bsky.social

They/Them | 19 Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social Head TO & production for @craftcompany.bsky.social Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic

426 Followers  |  495 Following  |  845 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2023  |  2.0772

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you don’t need to scan ur face to use regular old servers and chats. please don’t give these guys your id they are notoriously terrible at security 😭😭😭😭😭

09.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 393    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking for a personal coach (Again…) 🌱 Dm @sango_ko on discord ^_^

♻️ + πŸ’š would be appreciated

#Splatoon3 #CompetitiveSplatoon

09.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Open the schools

09.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone claims their weapon class is the gayest one, but. I genuinely don’t think I know of a single straight brella main.

08.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

get off tiktok. get off youtube shorts. get off instagram reels. stop asking for an ai summary of every article of media ever made. if you can't get to everything or hold an opinion on everything, that's fine. nobody was meant to parse all the information beamed into our heads nowadays anyways.

08.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
CALternative Splatoon 1 LAN Trailer
YouTube video by Pick Pickpickles CALternative Splatoon 1 LAN Trailer

Introducing the first Splatoon 1 LAN in 9 years, CALternative!

Return to the high speed battles at Inkopolis with your squad and prove you're the best squid kid on the block.

CONSOLE NOT REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS LAN

This event will have an **8 TEAM CAP!!**

youtu.be/SHWXh3bvp2A

08.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet

08.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3109    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 3

Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"

08.02.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2170    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 15
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Pearl-Plexed got Div B for this fluti, Going 1/4, We had strong games and we’re ready to learn from it!
Santi : rapid’s weakest playerπŸ’”πŸ’”
Jud : proud father
Ren : inkblot academy shooter
Ken : πŸ–ŒοΈπŸ˜Ό brushin’ it
Malice : went to clock in

Santi forgot about drip pic . .

#CompetitiveSplatoon #Splatoon3

07.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme! #compsplatoon

Looking for a d7+ team, LGBTQ+, Neurodivergent friendly, driven & wanting to get low level banned!

Thanks for looking everyone :3

08.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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We got Div A in fluti! Lost to a 3-way tie to get into finals but still got some good upsets & generally played well. GGs!

Big Fart Tux: My throat hurts 😏🚬
Connie: Ur a fake ass alpha I see you being shy & quirky
Static: quirkchungus
Ace: Bum ass didn't play
Soda: put belt to ass (bta)

07.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Codestatic - Twitch SendouQ w/ Game & Watch

Live w/ FLUTI
twitch.tv/codestatic

07.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE is buying Americans' private data from 'sleazy' brokers, Oregon senator warns β€œThat means that they can track your location, where you go, what you do and especially who you talk to," U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden said.

β€œThat means that they can track your location, where you go, what you do and especially who you talk to," U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden said.

07.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 13

Arcane TO Knowledge Drop.

Motion Drift issues:

System Settings, Controller & accessories, (Bottom option) Disconnect all controllers.
Then just re-pair only your main controller.

The long story short is probably something Bluetooth uses a similar signal as a device your switch is paired with.

07.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh.... my aoe is big......

07.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Several drawings of Eight, including "sitting up in surprise", "sitting back down from boredom", and "how to find octopus"

Several drawings of Eight, including "sitting up in surprise", "sitting back down from boredom", and "how to find octopus"

05.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 848    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can't be talking like that Red Baby.

04.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1545    πŸ” 629    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 11
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Cobblemon

05.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)

We have been the sole owners for all that time...

04.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2882    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 44
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Hank and John Green's studio becomes a nonprofit as they aim to make 'trustworthy content' online Author-vloggers Hank and John Green are turning their educational media company Complexly into a nonprofit.

But now we have gone from owning 100% to owning 0% because, for the last month, Complexly has been a non-profit organization.

apnews.com/article/john...

04.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1455    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

01.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15161    πŸ” 4770    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 100
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🦭🦭🦭🦭

03.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3773    πŸ” 1357    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

Maybe Its just my own bias but it just seems like a weaker mentality to complain so heavily about a weapon being OP or braindead or unhealthy, when it effectively just came out and everyones matchup experience is either nonexistent, or 8 years old in 2 prior Splatoon games. We should learn first?

02.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

01.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 35223    πŸ” 17473    πŸ’¬ 2310    πŸ“Œ 2265
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Splatoon needs to make this a reality on the next patch #highdivsplatoon

01.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

01.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1660    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 9
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

01.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3906    πŸ” 840    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 547

4th Seabattle, tied for my pb. Felt close to 3rd but we just couldn't lock in and went 0-3; still good run tho, ggs to everyone I fought 🫑

Ty to my team yall were great

Guitar hero 2 freebird forever

01.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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