Static

Game & Watch is recruiting! We're a new div 4-5 team (Partially LI banned) looking for 1 member to complete our roster! Who we are: - Static: formerly on Nonbinary Fuss (est. D5), bucket & co-captain - tomato: former captain of Technicolor, team manager & co-captain - He won't really be playing with us in tournaments, but tomato is our oomf and helps things run smoothly! Be prepared for occasional sillier tournament runs with bloblobber - Ace: formerly of Celestial (D4), our "brella specialist" - Soda: once a high pointer, #Ilovefeeding get it trending (sword) Weapons we're looking for: - A support, or a player who feels they can fill a similar role - Our comp will need paint support, but we aren't set on playing with cooler. Nsplash, Jr, Shot, edit/mini, reef-lux; anything that be fairly (ideally *very*) paint-positive and somewhat more supportive to back up our other three is welcome to throw their hat in the ring. Our requirements: - Must be 18+ - Div 4-5 skill level, results preferred but not necessarily required - Being partially low ink banned, if you aren't keep in mind we won't be playing any D5 or below caps - Be able to play 2-3 times a week at standard times (5pm PST/8pm EST ideally for tournaments) - NA timezones only - Although we understand some EU/non-NA players may be able to adapt to our timezones, ideally for ease of communication we still prefer you be within the PST-EST range (for less common timezones within an hour or two like HST/AST exceptions may be made) - Must value the social side of comp! We're a friends-first type of team. We want to push ourselves and play as well as we can, we can lock in for tourneys, but we aren't just here to grind a few hours and log off. If you're looking for an ultra-grindy team, or aren't looking for a team that pisses around then we probably aren't for you. DM codestatic or tomato_524 on discord if interested!

Hey! You! We're still recruiting!

G&W is a div 4-5 team (partially LI banned) looking for a support player to complete our roster (non-pen preferred). Details in the attached image, feel free to dm either codestatic or tomato_524 on discord for any questions/to apply!

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The team (and general registration) deadline is coming up!

Who is still looking for a Splatoon team?

Drop your FA stuff ⬇

Don't forget to also look over and post on our Twitter & Discord pages for those that may not have Bsky!

An approx 10 inch white stoneware plate in the shape of the squid icon from splatoon with blue spots at the bottom

Hiii if anyone wants a squid plate like this DM me, I made an extra that has not been decorated! As long as nothing explodes, it will be ready before riptide. Custom colors, $30 including shipping ($25 if I can give it to you at riptide). Food safe+lead free+dishwasher safe (but b careful!)

Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People

Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People theonion.com/dave-ma...

This is legitimately insane. It's not an exaggeration to say this is actually a full on bathroom ban for trans people because they're banned from using spaces of their sex assigned at birth too!

Trump and Hegseth screwing over trans veterans on retirement benefits is an easy slam dunk politically for Democrats to flip the narrative on trans folks and that's exactly why they'll continue going on podcasts talking about how bigots have a point about sports.

Instagram post by Donald Trump Jr. showing a digitally altered image of Donald Trump standing on the White House roof, looking down at a basketball court below. On the court, several women’s basketball players are in action, wearing dark uniforms with yellow trim. The basketball hoop, scoreboard, and court markings are visible, with the scoreboard showing “07” and “00:47” remaining. The image is watermarked with “@GRANDOLDMEMES” and “X/Albert.” Caption reads: “Posted without further comment.” followed by laughing emojis.

These are the bastards telling you they care about women's sports.

Realized that I had the ability to and that splatoon was still a p2p game so I was interested to see if it would work there (purely for scientific purposes)

13 year old you HATED to see a they/them thrive, huh. Smh

For anyone curious btw:
- Yes it is real
- Yes it works in the sense I can have a switch to disconnect/reconned
- No it does not work in Splatoon, I tested it in a PB but despite being P2P it just insta-dc's you no matter how quickly you flip it

I regret to inform you this is made from a walgreens bottle

I made a lag switch

They call me big slosh ted

Hiii did you guys know that all of the artists in the Riptide Trading Card Project pay for their cards out of pocket? with 400+ attendees this year, it's like a lot of money and i am so broke. I've got some ceramics + cards on ko-fi if anyone would like to support me 👉👈
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Bombshell reporting by the NYT shows Trump is coordinating directly with Cuomo in the NYC Mayor's race.

archive.ph/Wg2xU

Apparently ICE is about to start putting out ads on platforms?

If these ads come to Twitch, here's a (hopefully) handy tip when one comes on:
1. Click the gear icon, bottom right of the player.
2. Click "Report Playback Issue".
3. Select this option.

Hopefully this will work!

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

SWS Replay Code Database

The SWS Replay Code Database is now live! 60+ replay codes featuring some of the best competitive Splatoon players in the world are now available for you to use (until they expire in a month, so act fast)!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

maybe instead of ragebaiting you should spend your time friendmaxxing and smilebaiting 🦔

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

A screenshot from Southwest Airlines' website showing a Fall sale, where if you use the code "L-U-V-F-A-L-L" by the 7th of August, you can save up to 40% off base fares

If you haven't paid for Riptide flights yet, just know Southwest is hosting a sale until the 7th for base fares. Saved a huge amount of money with this, maybe you can too

@drinknaclo.bsky.social yurkey

Donate to Animation Took My Dream... and My Future. Please Help, organized by Morghan Prude My name is Morghan Prude. I am a writer, artist and animation prod… Morghan Prude needs your support for Animation Took My Dream... and My Future. Please Help

I'm Morghan, I lived every animation fan’s dream, then it became a nightmare.
Disney underpaid me.
Nickelodeon abused me until I quit.
Titmouse didn't pay me for my internship.
I worked on SpongeBob, Big City Greens, Ducktales, etc & now I'm $20K in debt. I need help: gofund.me/e5fc021d

Do people not remember the exact same motherfuckers saying the exact same things about NFTs?

Hey! I'm Gyrum, and I'm looking to get into Coaching for #CompSplatoon!
I'm a d7 Flux player for Flood Warning, and I'd love to help support/skirmisher players get into the comp scene!
Feel free to DM me on Bluesky or Discord @HydragyrumBeholder

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

Hey chat, IPL is applying for Twitch Partner rn and it would be really cool if all of you could go follow our Tiktok & Twitch and subscribe to our YouTube so we look really good when the check it out 👉👈

www.tiktok.com/@iplsplatoon
youtube.com/@iplsplatoon
twitch.tv/iplsplatoon

the sigh of relief i sighed when my oomf went "oh yeah i know this lore"

I know we're all talking about How Can Top-Level Splatoon Scene Grow In The West

But I think we also need to have a talk about--across all skill levels, but obviously this is very applicable to top level--how can we treat each other with more kindness? In what way is your ego getting in the way?

I never stoped working on my mac plus btw; its just been one problem after another and I have two other repairs on my bench too atm.

So far I've recapped the analog board, fixed a bunch of solder joints, swapped this resistor, and put in new roms. Still doesnt work, hopefully one more chip fixes it