Jones 2 🔊🦪

Getting scared at the moon

I've been saying this. With the miracle of computers, our abilities to create content and live to the full are reaching unprecedented new heights

Sorry for Skatebombing you all. I still primarily use X (formerly Twitter) and only remember to migrate my shit over on a now and then basis

How did they come up with this stuff
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What's my current POV

Laughing at the big idea

The big idea is hilarious

top is saying "OUCH!", the flash drive explosion is saying "CRASH!", and I (green and offscreen) am saying "OH NO!".

ind all this is implied to be present, but too distantly to justify colouring it in. The laptop, by the way, is coloured medium grey with a dark grey keyboard and aforementioned blue screen. Two red arrows represent the downward pull of gravity. Finally, there are three unbubbled speechlets: the lap

top, on the same right edge, so that it is the point of impact with the floor. The impact is represented by a dramatised impact particle suggesting that there was a small explosion. The floor is a light brown speckled with dark brown and black, labelled as "carpet colour grain or dirt". The wall beh

I don't know how to do alt text after sending a Skate. Here's the skinny:
My laptop falls towards the floor. It is rotated 90 degrees, so the right edge of the laptop's keyboard and screen is facing the floor. The screen is blue suggesting the laptop is on. A USB flash drive is plugged in to the lap

Dropped my laptop hard by a cable yank and it fell on its side like this and the flash drive is fine and the laptop is fine. They are indestructible and I am invincible

What's so special about effects

I'm not afraid of anything

Bought some lager beers to enjoy this evening.

Don't know if this happens to everybody but when it's cold sometimes my penis and testes shrink in size. Can't really draw a definite line between the two phenomena but it almost exclusively happens when the ambient temperature in which I'm is low. Utterly bizarre

This but that ≠ that but this

A ★★½ review of The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

Not much fighting in this flick but the plot annoyed me so I did an annoyed guy review — boxd.it/ayYy1X

Billy Idol's Football Fantasy

Clone grandnephew seconds before turning to holographic MissingNo smoke and blowing away: Master, why did your display name have a speaker and oyster in it at the time of this self-screenshot?
Me to empty room: Oyster whisperer was maybe one of my characters

I'm using my billions of amassed money to establish generational wealth for my children and children's children.

I'm a multi-billionaire. I built my wealth up over the years and I've finally managed to accumulate several billions of dollars

I'm a billionaire

I've got billions

Fuck your trillions. I've got millions

I want to have 100 million billion thousand dollars

I wish I had 100 million dollars

Today's Daily Beast is the ichneumon

Reading the "Daily Beast" to see what's been going on with beasts lately