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Heavy is the butt that holds the plug.

A teen girl wearing a Vote for Pedro t shirt looks at her flip phone while holding a placard that reads "USA=FAG NATION" and standing on a trampled American flag

Happy 4th

You Should Play More: Whelps - Toff Club “Whelp, there it is.” - Tag Team. Today we return to our look at the core units of turnip and continuing with cavalry we come to the Whelps. In fact

Today on Toff Club we look at why You Should Play More Whelps (now with actual pictures of game states!)
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#turnip28

An Uninformed Look at Ludgar’s Loathesome Siegeworks - Toff Club What is the airspeed of an unladen piggie? So our core rule is both good news and bad news. First off we’re locked out of Black Powder weapons, so

Today in #turnip28 we throw piggies to the wind. We're looking at Ludgar's Loathesome Seigeworks playtest rules.
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Are you ready to propell a 90kg pig carcass 300 meters?

feed me seymour

Pottery update

You Should Play More: Bastards - Toff Club “Bastards.” - Sharpe, every episode. Today we’re kicking off a new series of articles on the core units of turnip looking at what role they play and

Today on toff club we kick off a series looking at the core units of #turnip28, starting with the bastards and how you're playing them wrong
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Theresa dons Cuman armor and brings Bianca to safety

Thinking about the unused rat swimming animation from Deus Ex again

An Uninformed Look at the Butcher Brigade - Toff Club Maybe the sausage shouldn’t have been made. So we have nerfed Fodder with restrictions to MIS and CCW, no Safety in Numbers and a trick to turn

Last and unfortunately least we dive into the Butcher Brigade.
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This will probably be my last one of these until I've done some playtesting, but expect some deepdives on existing cults/units and possibly even some guest tournament reports soonTM. #turnip28

An Uninformed Look at the Beekeepers of Bhir - Toff Club This time my Grog is bee flavoured. This one goes out to all the Tabernis enjoyers out there. When a Follower unit you control charges a target,

NOOO NOT THE BEEEES
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today in toff club we're diving into the playtest rules for the beekeepers of bhir! #turnip28

If you run a TTRPG club like me, you'll doubtless have throngs of new players who turn up and want to play D&D, and only D&D, and turn their noses up at any other game that exists. Give em one of these.
Play a game - Mark a square. Get a line - Win!

An Uninformed Look at the Knights of the Shattered Lance - Toff Club What do you mean list building requires basic arithmetic? I wasn’t expecting a second edition of uninformed look so soon, I can’t believe it’s only

More uninformed hot turnip takes #turnip28 #shatteredlance
early (month late) look at the new cavalry cult from the upcoming turnip28 kickstarter
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Salmon with paws ✨

Painting an unfathomable amount of jesmonite for this weekend

this is how your email finds me

Did some pottery.

This seems like a very good idea and could never result in massive corruption.

I'm 90% sure the turnip28 snail knights are directly inspired by this image. Absolutely love it.

Screenshot of a tweet from user vandroidhelsing reading “dreamed I went to see a movie based on the lliad and when the ocean appeared in the first shot, the audience went absolutely wild shouting THE WINE DARK SEA! THE WINE DARK SEA!”

came across this tweet in the wild, everyone loves the wine-dark sea

Let's all take another moment to enjoy this

Nazi oligarchs fuck off.

A horrific image of a someone who seems to have his hands tied behind his back. A big cat (the predator kind, not the overfed pet kind) has jumped up at him and is devouring his face. Blood splashes on the floor.

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.

#MosaicMonday

Just goblins on their camping trip 💚

Comm for @/bonesmarinated

some more gorgeous jesmonite terrain from fogu models has just arrived 😍 can't wait to play some games with it

funnily enough it was a sailors on the starless sea funnel 😁

Went to a house in the woods, played some dungeon crawl classics and burned our dead characters.

Ideal weekend.