Chief of Meat

i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.

before you go thinking anything whatsoever about me, have you considered it was a bit

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My wife is at a hotel posting a conference of nuclear power professionals and I am in grudging awe of what their marketing and graphics people did here

Empty food tray with a label reading "Antipasta Pasta Salad, $7.99 /lb" next to trays with food at a self-service counter.

i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out

me and @illiteratehunk.bsky.social were honking down jellybeans, laughing, reminiscing about the edible lava bit when we realized these weren't actually jellybeans. take a look! boy were we embarassed.

we all do. he keeps wriggling out of being cancelled

a blue flag football sits in front of a handsome dog and a handsome man. you can't help but notice that he is... very handsome. they're probably on a hill or a mountain

this is my dog, he's terrible

does it pay well?

good call. (and just wanted to use this somewhere)

hmmm taking this all into advisement. everyone is coming over to here from the bad place, am i to understand you're the new king here? are you the one to whom i lodge complaints?

do the bit where i'm angry about a sports team or i post pictures of my dog and say "when she nut but you still suckin" or just quote tweet an article and say "is this bad?"

screenshot of a post on IG from the Dunkin account. It shows a donut that looks like a spider and the caption says "I've got the long legs all I need is the dadddddy"

Whoever runs the Dunkin account needs to find god

didj'eat it yet?

we can be pixel buddies and barely take pictures of the moon, fyi

i'm not a corn cob and the head shrinking vibes

yes, philadelphia north and midwest is fine, if that is your thing. are you still doing the eating lava bit on here?

he was a gamer boy

it's more than a word and with it, i become more than my self and my name. i become a brotherhood. connected across the world, from root to stem and tip. truly we become bigger that way.

it's important to either have the stamina to finish your runs or to carry a sign that says "i was jogging and i ran out of breath so i'm walking right now, but i was jogging"

😏

i cosplay as someone who uses bluesky, tbh

it's not your fault. (it 100% is)

who me? i'm always online. on bluesky. oh, it's pronounced blue-sky. now i see. apologies for asking for bluesky's

interesting. this comment.

i resemble that remark. and honestly, i would be more involved with both apps, because let's face it, i hate them both and all of you @ver.ooo , but i recently got a lot more work at my job so it's really tough now to click one extra button now

he lives