@classypatrick.bsky.social
of Philadelphia (he/him)
I serve only one master. His name is Shai-Hulud.
23.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.
22.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 6940 🔁 1801 💬 157 📌 189
Every time this like credit card bro runs an ad on Instagram he gets hit with comments saying he looks like confessed murderer Bryan Kohberger. Gotta be bad for business.
23.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sharp Teeth by Toby Barlow
21.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fruit Punch Seltzer 5% ABV 12pk was the case that they gave me
20.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I appear to be only one of four people watching this livestream by remaining members of Heaven's Gate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwVa...
It was the most dangerous rock moment of the evening, given the likelihood of nut allergies in that crowd.
20.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dekin' blues.
19.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prevents clap alongs.
19.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
oscar the grouch and his side piece
were trash, you and me
we're the litter on the breeze
we're the lovers on the streets
just like me
they want be
gross to you
why do birds
suddenly appear
all the time
it’s so weird
17.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Steely Dan
Steel y Dan Fact Day 127:
Their memorable band name has a rather unusual origin! Founded by Donald "Dan" Fagen and Walter "Steel" Becker, their name is actually Spanish for "Steel and Dan."
I think about this once a week at least.
16.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
ah. It was already in the Inky. I was avoiding spoilers...
www.inquirer.com/entertainmen...
Also @nanglish.bsky.social is a Philadelphia hero.
16.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I might've gotten the number of nots wrong.
16.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
simpsons philly episode
You cannot tell me that's not not Dan McQuade.
16.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 58 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0
philadelphia a creamy touch of magic. it's an ad for phildelphia cream cheese
Get to know us.
15.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
new building in Philly says Chubb on it, that's a comcast building in the background
Philly has a Chubb now and I don't like it.
13.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
google says this is Washington Square West but there is no way.
Greetings from Philadelphia's canal district.
12.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
12.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Getting started with Zoom Docs
Saints
12.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0rhyparogaphy
11.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey @maura.bsky.social want to know a word?
10.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0porporate
10.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey @bethysmalls.goflyers.online would you like a word?
10.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0plenipotentiary
10.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey @ryangodfrey.com wanna know a word?
10.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
