One Man Replication Apocalypse

I am convinced that Microsoft is run by people who do not interact with digital devices. Somebody holds up a computer and uses it for Satya Nadella, he just sits and scratches his chin and says “make it do more”

if we make it out of this alive the republican party needs to be dismantled entirely

Update, it seems like they reshuffled the algo parameters and now the feed is like 30% each of irony-leftists, football twitter, and engagement bait slop, and the rest is kayoko fanart for some reason

That plus the current twitter nazi purge is making me return to the hellsite a bit sadly

I'm seeing a good portion of twitter finally realize that the only way to engage with twitter nazis is with utmost derision without a hint of respect.

You're never going to sway Captive Dumbass with facts and logic; calling him out for being a disowned canadian pedophile is more fun and effective.

i have on more than one occasion had to stop myself from writing a backslash on a written math exam

latex has rotted my brain

microsoft is hitlercorp but with a neat programming languages research division

Regurgitating the fotmob summary, no less. Literally worthless content being served up by the league.

Windows is fucking unusable holy shit the amount of hoops you have to jump through to not have the screen taken over by an update notification or an ad or some other bullshit popup is ridiculous.

if by some ungodly force he wins the next election he'll be putting up Starmer numbers by April

nvidia accelerator card twin towers

made this shit to procrastinate on a fuckass queueing theory assignment bc the nvidia cards as the twin towers fit too well

organizing my reaction images

Under the next administration (if there is one) anything short of wholesale disbarment of the entire DOJ staff would be insufficient.

omgb if i have to hear some shit about "the natural homomorphism induced by the quotient of the free group subject to the relations with kernel h" ever again im gonna lose it

why hath god cursed me with being worse at quant than verbal

trend post

this+toronto and vancouver in green

with red including both "fuck this place" and "no plans or reasons to live here"

The fact that they're pivoting to slop-as-revenue means that they don't see profit coming from actually trying to build "AGI", so they're turning to the path of least resistance: selling ads.

Fitting for a company that made its name off of a method discovered by google researchers.

I think the latest altman slop factory has convinced me that transformer tech will never be capable of more than chopping and changing existing material.
They stuffed petabytes of youtube and tiktok content into a model and it still can't count letters, represent physics, or not regurgitate input.

Continuing to pump the bubble that's driving their entire valuation

Can't wait to be part of the intellectual aristocracy that still has higher mental faculties after a decade of people offloading their cognitive processes to a statistical model

And then to be dumped in a mass grave by the musk-thiel superreich for being a perceived threat to their power

You really start to realize why people are happy with the enlightened despotism of The Party™ when you see how easily captured the voting public is by moneyed interests and general braindead stupidity

My relative opinion of the American and Chinese governments has rapidly swung the past year.

It's become pretty clear that one is attempting to build a stable society even by undemocratic and illiberal means while the other is unbridled id hellbent on disestablishing the social contract itself.

stressing over a test that i paid to register for

new atelier game drops while im in the trenches of application season and civil society collapsing real cool man

it's like they tuned the algo to serve content that would elicit the greatest reaction from its target. seems like they've flown too close to the sun because i think a good portion of the twitter userbase actually doesn't want to see inflammatory garbage and unrelated posts 90% of the time

Twitter's algorithm changed and started to fill my homepage with exclusively brainrot slop engagement farms, "AGI tomorrow" cranks, and nazis.

Might actually get me off there for good, twitter exposure is a cognitohazard.

Badempanada showing up on here at the perfect time to become Bluesky's lolcow equivalent to captive dreamer

Lutz should have been gone last summer. This whole team needs to go.