mac 🦉

i've been dodging conclave spoilers for actual literal MONTHS. i was going to watch it TOMORROW NIGHT. IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. and i JUST GOT SPOILED. IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC

Me: Happy St. Patrick's day!

My snake roommate:...Wow.

Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-

Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.

LETS GO EDWARD 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 LETS GO MONICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 crickets for timmy c.

new episode of severance was fucking insane im so glad nothing else devastating is happening in the news right now

gender update: they/them but not gonna do anything about it

amelia watch out theres an ugly bitch right next to you

i love public radio bc i can be scanning through channels and suddenly stumble upon a 12 minute long drone piece from the ost of a niche swedish horror film. like that can just happen to me

my thoughts on the Chiefs getting wiped out: at the end of No Country for Old Men, Anton Chigurh, the psychopathic antagonist who was to that point less a man than a symbol of inevitability itself, is hit by another car while driving. Even fate’s avatars are not free from its whims.

Congress was denied entry to both the U.S. Department of Education and the Treasury, where Musk staffers blocked the doors. Along with its appropriations responsibilities, Congress holds oversight authority over federal agencies. Blocking congressional access to these agencies is illegal.

yeah because this is the internet and i can say what i want

in complete transparency have not yet seen the brutalist. but stares at oppenheimer stares at napoleon stares at a complete unknown... like this is a theme recently! and its not the feminist win you think it is! it's a movie about a man by men for men don't try and pass it off as anything else

want to write a biopic about a successful white man? don't worry, just give his wife a few lines and go right on ahead! doesn't matter if she's only framed around him or never seen as her own individual, only a support for his life-changing work. they'll be glad there's a woman in the movie at all!!

i need 2 use bsky more its literally just screaming aimlessly into the void. could be Quite therapeutic

being in charge of a club at a liberal arts college feels like being a medieval king surrounded by conspiring viziers but all the schemes are dumb shit like who gets to send the whentomeet in the group chat and who hosts secret after-meeting dining hall debriefs. "but sire the optics" ass shit

#nw a real pain! i have infinite feelings

In a spiritual sense I was here

#nw twin peaks: fire walk with me! cant believe i watched this at 11 in the morning and expected myself to just go about the rest of my day normally

’tis true that we are in great danger,
The greater therefore should our courage be.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Tiktok censorship since it's come back.

Stay strong. For us, this is more than just a job-it’s a calling. Together, we will stand to protect our parks, environment, and wildlife. Four years… we remain hopeful that the attack on our public lands will be less brutal this time.

we are so fucked

As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.

had to lead a zoom call tonight. never in my life have i wanted to turn my camera off mute and scream ARE YOU STUPID at the screen more

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO LORD HURON HEADS RISE UPPPPPPPPP

if it gets shorts off the same page as normal videos im 1000% for this. i keep trying to find a cool video essay to put on in the background while doing a Task then getting sucked into shorts and completely forgetting about Task and it genuinely has made me use youtube less