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Dr. Cucumber

@cucumberphd.bsky.social

1/2 of a real doctor. 2/2 of a real one. twitter.com/cucumberphd

405 Followers  |  135 Following  |  218 Posts  |  Joined: 09.06.2023  |  1.7116

Latest posts by cucumberphd.bsky.social on Bluesky

Thank you I'm literally over the moon it all happened so fast πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

18.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Signed a contract for my dream job today that will allow me to finish my PhD while working is that safe to say here

18.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a bomb

17.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a different person than the last time I opened this app.

17.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.

10.03.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I guess I'm still cumuncher over here

17.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.

10.03.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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not the plug checking in on me

02.01.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i like posti g things here i would never post on main

06.12.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brain tumor so fat they're shaming it on edtwt

06.12.2024 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

job application look alike contest in your computer

06.12.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hiii addy

06.12.2024 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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is this thing on?????

06.12.2024 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a bomb

23.11.2024 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Switched it up, huh. Adult content now. Woyld you say the same if i was a man

23.11.2024 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling like the scarlet letter bitch jesus christ

23.11.2024 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Sensitive Content" just say you don't get pussy and move on

23.11.2024 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

donald trump to appoint me head of the Department of getting sex and bitches all the time

20.11.2024 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what kind of condoms do frogs use? ... RIBBED

20.11.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no i tried it and they hated me

20.11.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No bush because I'm weak

20.11.2024 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thief. Greedy greedy. tsk tsk tsk

20.11.2024 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it to work

20.11.2024 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm on that good bush and vaginal

20.11.2024 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro

20.11.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky 🀝 your local gym

Sports Bras are Whorish

20.11.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm on that good bush and vaginal

20.11.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who the fuck is that

20.11.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deal.

19.11.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm gonna kill myself tonight

19.11.2024 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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