@playajared.bsky.social
✋ I’m jokin’ 🤚
Asking the bartender what they recommend then getting a water
03.03.2025 07:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahahaha - me when I’m hanging out with my friends
27.02.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Girls in line love to tell me I look like a C-list celebrity I’ve never heard of and unfortunately it works every single time
24.02.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big glass of POG to take the edge off
22.02.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I like your tweets I am doing so with impure intentions
22.02.2025 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy who can't watch porn without subtitles turned on
21.02.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is a nice girl and an AMC Signature Dolby Cinema™ Recliner too much to ask for ?
20.02.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re not losing ~10 followers every time you post on IG, you’re using it wrong
18.02.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lotta scallywags tryna jock my style
17.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0͏
16.02.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know that’s right 👏
x.com/Variety/status…
Love is not "WACK"
14.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who wanna watch me do a somersault
13.02.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stay learning or stay losing ✍️✍️
12.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting my belly button removed finally
11.02.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I couldn’t read a book if I tried
10.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asking the McDonald’s drive-thru girl what she recommends
09.02.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t watch action movies. My life is an action movie
08.02.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The part when the smoke detector beeps in Ooouuu by Young M.A 🧯🔥
07.02.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She asked if she could hit I said perhaps
06.02.2025 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to the library to look at pictures of girls on the computer
03.02.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no
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What are your hopes and dreams?
They’re probably dumb asf
New Tweet coming soon 👀🚨
27.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greta Thunberggggggg
26.01.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m soooooo drunk @GretaThunberg
26.01.2025 05:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I had a wife I would get a boner every time I kissed her #facts
23.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Martin Luther King Jr. Day is coming up and I don’t have a date… 👀
17.01.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vietnamese Young Jeezy be like: Phở stupid dumb big, my spoons got spoons
16.01.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0