Kyle from incantation has a mustache

He keeps talking to me about fanfic and I asked him who he ships and he said "me in a box to a place where age of consent doesn't exist" ????

I still can't believe this place doesn't have group dms especially now that Twitter is getting rid of them I just want a place to talk with my friends that isn't discord please bluesky

This is my uncle I'm not allowed to be in the room alone with him but he's always asking me to play "special games"

I love ya Angie but i think you should get tested for schizophrenia

never thought I'd cry over a cat because I'm evil but please give me some arbitrary likes, it should of been you instead Dave hooper

if you play RuneScape in 2025 they should send you into space

if you see an ice officer you are allowed to spit on them

great following you've accumulated there, ah yes another snarky post about people in power, 10 points! Will you ever do anything with your popularity?

Yeah my icon is the girl from that movie that glamorizes mental disorders and hides chicken bones under her bed yes I'm 18 why do you ask?

asked a coworker what his favorite movie was and he said the new Deadpool movie :/

make cost of living go up, pass insane laws against minorities in the workplace, people are too poor because of cost of living rising they don't strike against insane laws, ????? profit

i just flew in from tom Brady's mansion and boy is his son's ass tired

be careful of the agents there that are taking notes of your outside habits

"my favorite movie is trainspotting" that's great man I remember being 22 also

Working 2nd shift at a factory with only 25 other people and not being able to listen to music gives it a real prison vibe

shitting in the first stall in an empty bathroom, dude comes in and picks the stall right next to mine there are 10 other empty stalls brother

hello Police I saw a black man on the television and now I'm scared

Damn yeah I was about 10 mins away from hamtown if you'll have a car drive 15 mins to Dearborn and get Buddy's pizza or jets really good Detroit style pizza

If only you came to Detroit a few months ago we could of had gay sex, what part of Detroit you visiting

Greg Abbott fought wokeness so we could get some old timey diseases back, next is the plague I'm hearing

cant imagine being over the age of 19 and getting angry about video games journalism must be a really sad pathetic life

meesa fell off the wagon, meesa sorry

Im at Michaels arts and crafts and just got owned

it sucks that the only two useable posting apps are filled with endless stream of Nazi shit or gay millennial shit they are both equally awful in different ways

we are defined by our actions, Zappa was a homo

season 3 episode 14 of house, Dr Gregory house says "tranny" and if I was brain damaged I would say something like "based" but I'm a normal guy and just shocked how different primetime television was at the time

Got hazed at my new job, I'm working nights and they told me I had to come in this morning after working till midnight, at 7am so i did and got one hour of sleep and nobody from my shift is here damn they got my ass

Garcon, two packs of lucky strikes and $2.18 on pump 4 please

laying on my stomach in bed watching house and twerking my ass as a 33 year old heterosexual (?) man

I got banned on twitter again and don't feel like making a new email right now tell everyone I love them