Repeatedly playing the ad about the doctor who got Lindsey Vonn back skiing when she proceeded to tear her ACL and then immediately had a horrific crash and a career ending injury is some big βDan vs Daveβ energy. Surely they could swap in some psoriatic arthritis ads instead.
17.02.2026 01:59 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
The obvious answer: cut both in half and examine the differences!
10.02.2026 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I know itβs not factored into the ratings but Bad Bunnyβs halftime show was a rare crossover hit between the 7th grade boys and 9th grade girls in Connecticut. Benito built a bridge no one thought was possible.
09.02.2026 12:26 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Almost feel like he needs to justify not being a Giants or Jets guy?
08.02.2026 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I saw Green Day for the first time as a preteen and just watched them play the Super Bowl with my 12 year old son.
A great moment punctuated by my 14 year old daughter saying βArenβt they older than you? Why are they still doing this?β
08.02.2026 23:13 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You know what would have been a better summation of the Bay than an outsider talking about bands and poets from 50 years ago? Marshawn Lynch just saying we donβt have to explain ourselves to you and then the video cutting out.
08.02.2026 17:52 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Hard to gauge how obscure of a reference heβll try to make. Can I get odds on him talking about eating an Itβs-It?
08.02.2026 17:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm a vegetarian so I cancel this out. Me and Bobby = 1 omnivore.
08.02.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I never actually extricated myself from the Super Bowl after the sports department disbanded, because there was plenty of Styles stuff to do.
But barring something happening that touches on election analytics, Iβll be watching the game strictly as a fan for the first time since 1999. SO WEIRD.
08.02.2026 16:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I appreciate you being concerned about Draymond being violently struck by an overly anxious opponent but I think heβll be fine. Very tough guy.
08.02.2026 16:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ouch! Thanks for the flag. I hope Draymondβs elbow is ok. Impact like that could affect his shoulder too. Something to monitor.
08.02.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hi guys. Draymond is actually the best. In so many ways. Thanks for understanding.
08.02.2026 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Twenty one years ago I posted a questionable Seth Cohen take on the internet and it led directly to me meeting the girl of my dreams, getting married and having kids.
The lesson here: Never stop posting your takes, no matter how bad they are.
The girl who calls you an a-hole might be the one.
01.02.2026 20:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Really struggling with the judgement my Upstate NY wife will impose on me for not having shoveled yet with the fact that I havenβt shoveled because Iβm trying to let her sleep
25.01.2026 14:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wrote this before the vote where he got 7.3 percent. Felt just as good about it then as I do now that heβs a HOFer www.nytimes.com/2018/01/10/s...
20.01.2026 23:59 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
I think he was mostly crowded out with guys like Glenn Hubbard, Stan Javier and Mike Gallego all competing for ABs, along with him having some injuries. And then went to worse teams where there was more opportunity.
In another era maybe he'd have been valued more a la Ben Zobrist.
20.01.2026 18:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(Would that add up to warranting a HOF vote? Maybe in a year where I only thought nine guys legitimately deserved it and wanted to hand out the 10th vote as a career achievement award.)
20.01.2026 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I loved him on the A's, but his explosion when he left was just outrageous. A seven-year stretch from ages 31-37 where he had 32.9 WAR and a slash line of .277/.396/.412.
Makes you wonder what he'd have done with more health/opportunity in Oakland.
Solid and versatile defender too.
20.01.2026 17:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I usually say my commute doesnβt feel long even if it takes a while. It turns out that doesnβt apply when Verizon is entirely out of service and I didnβt bring a book with me.
14.01.2026 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Brock Purdyβs first full season as a starter would set Bears records for passing yards, TDs and rating and at the end of the season most people couldnβt decide if he was good or not.
11.01.2026 02:51 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Season 2 of The Pitt opens with Dr Robby, an ER doc who has probably seen a thousand head injuries, riding a motorcycle with no helmet (but carrying a helmet) and wearing a fairly thick jacket on July 4 in Pittsburgh.
What in the world?
09.01.2026 02:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Compromised and used the school's old name and its new name in the announcement, @calpolyhumboldt.bsky.social
08.01.2026 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I had the same job title, duties and schedule for like 12 years. Since then: chaos.
08.01.2026 20:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A New Role for Ben Hoffman | The New York Times Company
Some personal news!
This week I started a new role as deputy editor of Election Analytics.
The quote Sam Sifton gave for the announcement summed up my career well: βBen is at the very top of the short list of Times journalists who could move seamlessly from Sports to Styles to Election Analytics.β
08.01.2026 19:47 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0
Found out today that McDonaldβs in Italy has Celiac-safe gluten-free cheeseburgers that come in a cross-contamination proof bag.
Which is even better than Canada where the fries are usually safe.
In summation: F you, American McDonaldβs.
04.01.2026 17:47 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Same in CT. Chance of snow is 0. Precipitation is 0. Yet I have what looks like an hour of shoveling ahead of me if we want access to both cars tomorrow.
I donβt blame @mccanner.bsky.social entirely but weather IS her thing, so β¦
04.01.2026 13:36 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Not sure what this is going on about, she was in Mallrats and after youβve hit that peak itβs kinda downhill no matter what
31.12.2025 14:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not going to Macyβs to see Santa for the first time since Obamaβs first term was one thing, but I got a reality check on life with kids well into tween-teen hood when they told me what time I should make sure theyβre awake by on Christmas.
So Iβll check in with them at 9:45 I guess?
25.12.2025 12:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In all the time it took to set up that promo on the Sphere why didnβt Timmy think of something better to say?
23.12.2025 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My collection was built at library sales and garage sales and used record stores where you could get harder to find stuff for cheap. Every record my daughter buys is $40 and I just sit there baffled.
10.11.2025 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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