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Five weeks until vacation

First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released

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Good morning gamers! More Horizon tonight. Seeya at 8pm Central~

Officially hit the halfway mark on my Blast Corps video 🫠

Get your butts in here, it's time for a li'l Stardew Saturday!
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Hey who wants to come join me at the farm in a little bit? 👀

Booing my child while she practices flute so she can learn that the world is cruel

Will I get a raise? Probably not.
Will I get a bonus? ABSOLUTELY not.
Will it help me not be an anxious mess on slow days? Now that I can do!

Trying not to be grumpy about the fact that hitting my monthly sales goal early means exactly nothing and just enjoy the fact that I don’t have to stress about it for the rest of the month. 🤷‍♀️

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Burn it all down.

Filmed in the area, in fact!

Yeah, AI, that's definitely what I meant. Not, y'know, THE LITERAL FUCKING LAKE THAT HAS THAT NAME.

Fuck's sake.

Hey friends! Farm Friday is canceled this week; I’m gathering with some of my meatspace friends. MAYBE we’ll do a sneaky li’l Stardew Saturday 👀

You asked 🤷‍♀️

What a time to be alive

I dunno about y’all but *I* certainly didn’t expect to wake up and learn that one US President has had another US President’s dick in his mouth.

Good morning!

Hey everyone,

*bloodcurdling scream*

Thanks for your attention to this matter

I don’t need another damn AI assistant. If I want wrong answers I’ll just ask my 12 year old.

Not to brag or anything but I’ve officially read one whole book this year 😏

Love when my kid asks me to get her up at a certain time and then she’s still in bed an hour later 🙃

Same

This is the ideal consoke body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Could be lunchboxier.

Finally. The GameCube 2.

FANTASY MOOOOOOOONTH!!!

Hey Bluesky! This Saturday we're raising money for food banks with our FISH-A-THON stream, and we need your help getting the word out!

We're also accepting links for organizations and from anyone affected by the shutdowns cut to SNAP, feel free to post yours below 🩷 #mutualaid #fundraiser

Happy birthday Oracle! This is the album. This is the one where I truly fell in love with this band. I was a junior in high school when it came out, and I remember hearing “What I Always Wanted” and “Run Like Hell” played on the radio constantly. I was like “god damn THIS is Kittie? I need more.” It probably wasn’t until spring or summer of 2002 when I finally picked the album up, but holy shit I was blown away. Everything from “Wolves” to “Severed” to the title track showed me just how fucking raw and ruthless these young women could be. To this day “Mouthful of Poison” is my favorite song they’ve ever written (though there have been some pretty close competitors), and I will scream my goddamn face off when they preform it live. I’d seen them perform at Edgefest in Albuquerque in summer of 2001, shortly before Oracle came out, but after hearing the full album I knew I needed to see them again. Fortune smiled upon me as they were coming through ABQ again the summer of 2002 for the “Run Like Hell” tour. I BEGGED my mom to take me into the city to see them, and it was so damn worth it. I still have my shirt and my ticket stub from that show (wrapped in packing tape to preserve it), and it solidified their status as my favorite band. I’m glad I finally got to see them again last year, and I cannot fucking wait to do it again. 🤘

Happy 24th(!!) birthday to one of my favorite albums of all time: Oracle, Kittie’s sophomore effort. This was a hugely impactful album for me when it came out, when I was just a sensitive confused teenager full of angst, and it still resonates in a massive way.

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.