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A bag of Asda's "Exceptional" Sea Salt & Black Pepper crisps. Made from British potatoes, as if that matters.

I can't even explain why but these taste like licking the top of a dusty table that's been polished with Mr Sheen would taste.

Reasonably sure that even on the one I had done it's not off-centre like this.

I had (incorrectly) assumed aedile was vocative. It's been a long time since I looked at a declension table 🤣

Monosyllabic adjectives in Latin are like the proverbial dentes gallinae, but... "Trux aedile"? Conjures up a terrifying bureaucrat amidst piles of parchment...

Boosting this. This wonderful man is keeping me going, please buy his stuff if you want a nice gift for anyone. Thanks so much x

Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?

Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food

The Monument to the Discoveries (Padrão dos Descobrimentos) in Belém, Portugal, against a blue sky.

Lisbon continues to wow.

I can confirm

The flag of Portugal flies high against the backdrop of the city sweeping down to the Tagus, before a vibrant blue sky.

Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?

To my ongoing chagrin, most of them work...

My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights:

"Here, love, you're not...

...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"

I will add more as they are uttered.

*I'm informed I inadvertently got this information spot on so maybe you have a point @alexthered.bsky.social

(And before he's even had chance to see this, I KNOW his response is going to be something like "errrrr actually I think you'll find the Tank Museum only had a Mk 2 as there aren't any extant examples of the Mk 1 in existence ACKCHUALLY")

I'm not sure it's as equitable as all that. Like if I ever post "off to the Bovington Tank Museum so I can tick a Mark I Matilda off my life list" you may safely assume I've been bodysnatched.

Knowing you after sprouts, it's probably a good thing you did.

Your IG got deleted? 😔

Only if it has a combination lock

No, you are not.

Do you think they know what spendthrift means?

Oh, I'm well aware, and that makes it somehow worse

I'm married to him, and my entire life is an angry upvote.

It would be a shame if due to the appalling attitude displayed by the staff who own the Haggart Bar & Grill in Cork people were to leave negative reviews of the Haggart Bar & Grill in Cork or contact the Haggart Bar & Grill in Cork and call them out on it

Shane McAuliffe 🐷✈️ on X: "So when I left I said how I felt it was inappropriate for a family restaurant to have this hanging up given Conor McGregor was found guilty of raping a woman so violently that her tampon had to be surgically removed, and that i felt it was uncomfortable given his racist views how" / X So when I left I said how I felt it was inappropriate for a family restaurant to have this hanging up given Conor McGregor was found guilty of raping a woman so violently that her tampon had to be surgically removed, and that i felt it was uncomfortable given his racist views how

Apologies for linking to the Other Place from here but

x.com/ShaneMcAulif...

For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!

POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.

🥰🥰🥰

Absolutely love this bit of countryside. Great shots!

Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”