Heidi

That. Drive. Sucked.
81 miles on 405
3.5 hours in an atmospheric river

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Pretty spicy for salt & pepper

I don't know which part of her background it comes from but I do appreciate how much ACB goes straight for the "explain it to me like I'm 5" plain language in ways the other women can't get away with.

Who is about to have more fun? Me at the dentist or husband at the airport 🙃

But malt shakes 🥺

Hey chat- is it a good sign when the local burger dive just posts a QR code to view their Food Safety Rating?

It was only 50 minutes but his company got him a seat on a direct from BNA now. It was the number of moving parts and the knock on with so many places going tits up.
(I have not told him about the UPS plane)

Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff breathes fire at some birds while the fire-breathing chihuahua watches proudly. Grandma Nutmeg and the neighbor watch from the window. Grandma Nutmeg says "He got my vote when my in-laws threatened to leave the city if he wins."

New Yorker Panel: Voters stand in line at a polling location. One of them says "I don't like him hanging out with that fire-breathing chihuahua."

11/3/25

We had lots of green and yellow candidate signs this year so I appreciate the local republican party sending out a handy 6 sign grid of cross endorsements in their last text message.

Vote for Ice Cream from kitchen to cone, every scoop is the result of hard working, happy staff, strong local partnerships, sustainable practices, and of course, the finest ingredients we can source.

Wear your "I voted" sticker to any Molly Moon's location today to get a free scoop of ice cream in any flavor.

Good news - husband comes home tomorrow

Bad news - company booked him thru Vegas

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

Wait Dick Cheney invented the frozen burrito?

The thing about bluesky is that its pretty great if you can use context clues to understand both jokes and news.

Saturday it is. See you then

paul sicko

Oh lordy I thought the Sounders were gonna fuck that play up.
Whew!!

I did last week but fine now. Saw several others mention it today though too

here's the play

Ridiculous

No card on that!??! WTF

2 bathrooms?!
I'm a sucker for weird shaped bedrooms but 2 bathrooms over 5 floors is a no go. Along with the kitchen 3 floors from the drive/garage. I'd want a dumbwaiter more than a 4th floor pool

“what are your hobbies?” “Sexual puppetry”

Fucking hell guys

Also, 8 min? What happened is everyone ok geez

Whoops

Got that good good sounders timing

These musical theater kids have been putting in 10 hour days several times a week. More for the ones that come in before school for voice work.
Just hope small child (liver/UC) can stay healthy-ish for 3 more weeks 🙏

a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is standing in front of a clock that shows the time as 1:15 Alt: Store clerk character from frozen 2 who says "ooh big summer blowout"

Checking the other mbb scores