Kelsey Cowger

One time I told a coworker that I had to start fasting at sundown for Yom Kippur and she said “I thought it was midnight” and I replied “No, we’re Jews, you’re thinking of Mogwai” and I still laugh about this.

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the 12 card designs from the original Microsoft solitaire game

the 12 genders

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Granted!

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OK but what if instead of building an altar on Mt. Moriah Abraham had just decided to take Isaac to the Children's Museum instead

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This is only the fourth time in history that a former president has been indicted.

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It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.

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O R A N G E J U L I U S

P I E R C I N G P A G O D A

H A U N T E D B E L K S

T H A T O N E K I O S K T H A T O N L Y S E L L S W A T C H B A N D S

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Gotta assume it would be either very short or in 300-pt. font

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I took my kid to the dead playground in the dead mall the other day for some pre-Halloween vibes.

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Tbh, don’t hate it. It’s zany!

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A golden dog in a colorful stripey sweater sleeps snuggled up on a couch.

A happy, muscley, three-legged dog runs smiling towards the camera.

A dog, in color, runs along a rocky black and white Atlantic beach.

My sweet Nellie died this weekend so I wanted to share a couple of pictures of her at her very best to let you all see how great she was.

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I will never forget this podcast I listened to about the MLK assassination: they had initially built in ad breaks, but then a nonprofit sponsored the whole thing, so all the ads ending up being plugs for, like, taking a nice walk in the forest.

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I’ve basically dropped Twitter (except for @socialistdogmom.bsky.social’s meeting recaps), but I thought my husband’s take on it was very solid: being over there feels pretty much the same as watching a drone video of a dead mall. There’s one Orange Julius still hanging on, but otherwise…yikes.

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This is literally as metal as I’ve ever been

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Perfection. Thank you ♥️

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She was the best and it is the worst.

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My very old dog just died today, and I could sure use some poetry that isn’t treacley rainbow bridge stuff. Thanks!

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Devil in the details Don Polonis has opinions. Some may consider them divisive. So on June 2, Polonis did what anyone with a controversial opinion might do: He posted his thoughts on the internet. “Imagine that!” ...

Is it too thirsty to have my first bluesky post be a link to an article (that contains a large picture of my face) about our campaign to boot a homophobe off our HOA board?

(I hope not!)

(Here it is: https://www.c-ville.com/devil-in-the-details)

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