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Brooke (Cryptic and Machiavellian cuz I care)

@whenuthinkbrooke.swifties.social

35, Swiftie since ‘06, Pgh N1, Toronto N2, T1D, dog and cat foster **Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean** •I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is Debut TV with I’d Lie, I Heart ?, and Permanent Marker•

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"Taylor is repeating outfits because she's filming." Boring take.
"Taylor is repeating outfits because everything else is already in the suitcase." Funnier, accurate and relatable.

08.12.2024 10:32 — 👍 501    🔁 83    💬 13    📌 5

I don’t need a snow globe. I don’t need a snow globe. I don’t need a snow globe. I don’t need a snow globe. I don’t need a snow globe. I don’t need a snow globe. I don’t need a snow globe.

22.11.2024 14:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Manifesting a merch drop today that doesn’t sell out in milliseconds
🕯️🕯️🕯️

18.11.2024 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Never shutting up about this

17.11.2024 17:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still freaking out about seeing Peter live last night 😫😫

16.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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none of taylor’s songs are a skip there’s just some songs you relate to more than others on different days.

14.11.2024 11:33 — 👍 339    🔁 103    💬 19    📌 12

AMAZING!!!!!

13.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in Pittsburgh!

13.11.2024 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Haters: “Omg stop making everything about Travis.”

Me:

13.11.2024 02:37 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Scientists studying how every word, melody, mm, and ah from Debut🦋 is permanently imprinted on my brain

11.11.2024 14:39 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

All of us have to live our lives every day! Unfortunately, we can’t just be about Taylor 24/7… as much as we try😂

10.11.2024 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Without downloading new pictures, where are you at mentally?

10.11.2024 17:23 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

GO TO THE GYM!!!!!!

Does that help? 👀

10.11.2024 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just wanna stay in this lavender haaaaaze

10.11.2024 16:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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10.11.2024 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see this you have to tell me your top 5 songs from Red ❤️

❤️ATWTMVTVFTV
❤️Treacherous
❤️I Bet You Think About Me
❤️State of Grace
❤️Holy Ground

10.11.2024 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are there any Swifties in the US who do NOT have a Target nearby to get the Black Friday stuff???

10.11.2024 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*virtual hug*

10.11.2024 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My DREAM surprise song. I’m going to Tayronto N2. Cross your fingers for me!!!!

10.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you so pretty though?!

10.11.2024 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me please!

09.11.2024 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yessssss same!

09.11.2024 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg ahhhh. This is too hard. loml, MBOBHFT, The Black Dog, Peter, Chloe et al.

09.11.2024 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Treacherous!!!!

09.11.2024 21:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Me!

09.11.2024 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such a badass.

09.11.2024 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please see my bio 😂🤣

09.11.2024 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Like this post if you lived through the chaos of the Joe Jonas breakup era

09.11.2024 20:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The Joe Jonas breakup era was so much fun😂

09.11.2024 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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