Are We There Yet? 🇨🇦💪

a 30-pound black terrier mix with gray in his face and beard struts toward the camera with his front right paw mid-step. he's wearing a light tan suit with a white collared shirt and a brown polka dot neck tie that matches his warm brown eyes. he is ready for his first day as CEO.

This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all

Business Brief: Canada is holding back its banks An obsession with stability is hurting both the economy and Canadians

This article argues that Canadian banking regulations are too tight because Canadian banks are safe, and since we haven't had a bank collapse in 40 years, we should just go ahead and loosen regulations.

GEE, I WONDER WHY WE HAVEN'T HAD A BANK COLLAPSE IN 40 YEARS!

He was pulled inexplicably early in the one postseason game he started in 2023 and had to watch his old team move up, then got left off the roster in 2025 after they played so dismally in 2024. I don’t blame him for being frustrated. I hope he can shake it off and bounce back in 26

Raccoon on the windshield of a car (it wasn't hurt) with the caption: DO YOU STILL NEED YOUR SPACE

DO YOU STILL NEED YOUR SPACE

The Australians have declared war, I'd like to see whatever twisted individual dreamed this up and attributed it to us tried in the Hague.

This week, I identify as an octopus 🤨

dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.

By this point at least 90% of the microplastics in my body are from Christmas decoration glitter.

There's always one person in the group chat who is WAY too into the group chat

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros. LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

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You can relax. I saved you the time and checked the full list.

They’re not giving out a peace prize.

post from q-tips captioned “something big is coming 12/9” over image of large shadow on moon’s surface in foreground and earth in background

i welcome our q-tip overlords

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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.

I don’t know who’s dumber the CFB committee or MLB HOF voters.

😡 Delgado has better numbers than quite a few HOFers. He should be in.

#BlueJays #MLB

Waiting for someone to hack this account and write some decent posts.

Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025 - Bluesky Wrapped Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest: your comprehensive Bluesky Wrapped for 2025. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your year in the ATmosphere.

My most-used words in 2025 were:

1. "game" (79×)
2. "jays" (53×)
3. "vladdy" (51×)
4. "canada" (36×)
5. "ernie" (36×)

See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

Cleveland Guardians pitchers just got busted for altering their throwing speed on specific pitches for betting purposes. I would never have thought this could've been plausible but here we are

😂😜

😂😂😂

👍😂

About a month before the shit hit the fan, they gave an interview together and said they were friends. After the gambling was discovered, Ohtani said he didn't know him. Uh-huh, yeah, okayyyy👌😜

😉👍

I'm also a little worried that I'll be a MLB conspiracy theorist until Ohtani finally gets nailed for gambling and the translator that took the fall for him is vindicated 🤷‍♀️

I remember seeing an alarming pic of Bryce Harper a couple of months ago and wondering if he was sick, so now I'm wondering if his recreational dialysis is as voluntary as he says and not maybe a preemptive social media post "before someone else publishes it" situation

Update: Deleted the app. I have a window and a thermometer. 🤨