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They don’t seem to deserve the mock but they seem like a crew that would enjoy it.

29.10.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re lucky I couldn’t find Christopher Guest on here

29.10.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social what about a mockumentary based around Time Team?

29.10.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I can’t get pregnant. I had a vasectomy. Sheesh πŸ˜‚

27.10.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cinnamon apple doughnut with what looks like apples in the center but is orange chicken

Cinnamon apple doughnut with what looks like apples in the center but is orange chicken

I call it β€œOrange Chicken, Cinnamon-Apple Doughnut on Paper Plate”.

Not sure if I’m pregnant or high but this popped into my head and I had to make it. It was amazing

27.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crowds erupt as Zohran Mamdani takes the stage for his β€œNew York Is Not For Sale” rally; the energy is electric, the chants are deafening, and the message is unmistakable: New Yorkers are done letting billionaires buy their city.πŸ˜ŽπŸ’™πŸ˜ŽπŸ’™πŸ˜ŽπŸ’™πŸ˜Ž

27.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is the best β€œhigh-brow” writer to make their ideas understandable through β€œmiddle, or low-brow” writing?

26.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Puerile is my favorite type of imbecile dipshit

20.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s amazing! It’s not the deal for most everyone but we’re happy for you

20.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love how the 49ers β€œsafeties” are the most dangerous people on the field.

20.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the new β€œLive, Laugh, Love”.

20.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a sucker for Taco Bell’s Tex-Mex blend of Alpo.

20.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

20.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cobbler wings?

20.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNot sure you all know how good the 49ers could be if not for injuries for the last ten years.” Is what is say at the bar every Sunday for the last ten years.

20.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I recruited peach cobbler wings. Of course I’m white and I love you, in a normal way. that was hilarious

20.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

20.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you wanna stay up late and talk about peach cobbler wings, either way

20.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You as well

20.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My bad

20.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t blame you. Still, sweet, salty, spicy? It could slap!

20.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I bet it’d be close to the taste of chicken and waffles. It’s gonna be a winner, Ms Shabazz.

20.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Peach cobbler wings might be amazing but lose the parm dust

20.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just had to break it off with a person that never presented that way and then dropped it on me

16.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like you’re in and then they start talking fascist? Then you have to decide

16.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever meet a person that totally gets you then goes full Trump?

16.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brag much? Jeez

15.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhhhm, you’re conventionally attractive. Confidence makes you unconventionally attractive

14.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me

14.10.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

14.10.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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