jemi.

hi jemi from five months ago. you got that pass. and you’re going back again in a month.

Monsters Unchained themed Universal electric bus.

Daylight Saving Time has begun, leading to later sunsets.

this is a joke i wish all universal team members a very unironic have an amazing time

where the fuck is my epic universe pass. don’t they know who i am. i am the FIRST PERSON to post a fic on ao3 featuring victoria frankenstein and i DEMAND the respect that this title affords me.

lad in progress

*frantically smashing answer buzzer* what is, the adult fiction section of your hometown public library when you're 12-14 years old

Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America".

happy presidents day

the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch

I am making a dream-based horror game inspired by Skinamarink and the works of David Lynch.

It's out next week 📅

#screenshotsaturday

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

an aerial view of a theme park with a ferris wheel ALT: an aerial view of a theme park with a ferris wheel

100 days till Epic Universe’s grand opening!!

we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets

anyway this is doubly funny bc they don’t know that i’m into haunted house yuri now

getting vagued by a teenage wanda stan on tumblr for being a multiverse of madness enjoyer. they literally hate me because i am beautiful and correct

the one and only

it’s that time again

they don’t even know i’m half the reason eternal bloodlines has its own ao3 tag up there

watching every universal monster movie as a coping mechanism

what level is it if i give my own personal headcanon name for a house character. asking for a friend.

i’m sure i’m going to like wicked when i see it this weekend but it getting the best picture nom instead of nosferatu is turning me into the joker

don't burn yourselves out on the first 24 hours y'all, the shock and awe is a tactic.

good luck!! ❤️❤️

nosferatu will be streaming tomorrow. i’m manifesting.

I love cats so much man. You know they go 'mrrp?' sometimes? Crazy shit

i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic

David Lunch saying to camera “I hope you all are having a lot of fun working on your projects.”

kyle_maclachlan Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn't recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision. What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to. Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I'd ever met. David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath. While the world has lost a remarkable artist, l've lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own. I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We'd talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh. His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other. I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he's gone. David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything.

This is a beautiful tribute.

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.