Ranting Blue Penguin Media

I’m pretty sure the angel clues were as much about his name as the fact that he has eyes everywhere and can see everything on the pitch. A great way to start reloading our midfield!

I would have, but my day job restricts Bluesky at work. 😭

🛡️> 🏆

Whichever team it is will be the biggest winner from Notre Dame getting shut out of the CFP.

Hall of Very Good, But Only If We Like You

Thank you. That image is going to haunt my sleep tonight, and I kinda gotta be functional tomorrow.

Damn girl, I’m not even a Raider. 😂

I say this with all seriousness: I hope Alabama gets boat raced against Oklahoma so bad they start firing folks.

FIFA: “Inter Miami have qualified for the Club World Cup because…uh…Messi.”

Columbus Crew: “F$$k you then, I guess we’ll stay home and rest…”
“…but seriously F$$k you.”

I’m sure it has something to do with it not ending in the sacrament they’re used to.

There’s a weird irony here, you realize.

Cam Little. Kansei Matsuzawa.

We’ll never know, and I’m ok with that.

I’ve often credited Ted Turner with the beginning of the end of our society through the 24-hour news cycle. Good to see his legacy continues.

Turbo is a good guy to listen to, and he’s been at the heart of player advocacy for years now. Excited to hear what he has to say!

Never underestimate the power of a single page.

You figure out how and I’ll put up two tickets for them to come party in the SG section for the home opener.

Aussie kickers, you say…🤔

We need to get them out to a soccer match at some point.

I’m honestly curious as to what line they’re going to feed over limiting the pro clubs. The ONLY plausible thing I could see is something that’s been cited on other issues—the travel/lodging/venue problems that WC 26 is expected to cause next year. Even that seems a stretch, though.

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During my Air Force time it was a toss up between “So are you a pilot?” and “Does Area 51 really have aliens?”

I feel like in your job it’s inevitably tied to “oh, what should I do about (insert vaguely described legal issue here)?”

***yes, even if my autocorrect fails me and I misspell his name. You know who it is.

Regardless of my previous views on LSU*, this whole thing kinda makes me hope they lose every game next season.

*insert team Kiffen actually goes to**

**yes, even if he somehow landed at Arkansas.

2: Screenshot of Document of UO’s stadium resolution put before the city council mentioning women’s team (Died shivering with Antici….pation).

1: Picture of a Navy gun turret painted like a Penguin. (Killed by hubris; there’s always a bigger, badder Penguin).

The five contenders before this:

5,4: Double screenshot of Marco Milanese’s goodbye IG post (broken heart-gonna miss him!)
3: Screenshot of IG post announcing Wallis Lapsley as director of GK/Set Pieces for Vision Soccer Academy (killed by his kindness)

You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Buried under an avalanche of @forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social merchandising ads.