Jake

Dad: You need any hand soap?
Me: Nah, but I am low on dish soap.
Dad: Darn, I only bought hand soap.
Me: *looks closer at bottle* No, you apparently just wash your hands with dish soap, so I will take one, thanks.

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Best soundtrack in movie history

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Yeah, okay… I guess I got another goddam social account in me, let’s see what this one does

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