Trump voters:
The rest of us: "Hey Google, how do I get out of timeline?"
08.03.2025 15:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kind of looking for the same energy from them as "BuT HuNtEr BiDeN's lApToP".
08.02.2025 14:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If this doesn't describe 2025 so far.
17.01.2025 15:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another amazing "concept of a plan". Visionary. Stunning.
28.11.2024 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes, we wouldnβt want to set a βterrible precedentβ of knowing whether the nationβs top law enforcement official had sex with a minor.
15.11.2024 18:39 β π 3923 π 701 π¬ 262 π 48
Legend.
17.11.2024 16:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wish there was some way to figure out why such a difference in reactions. Just.... such...a...mystery.
17.11.2024 15:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
With each new cabinet pick I feel more in tune with the "Ben Affleck Smoking Through the Pain of Existence" meme.
Also of note: the election was 11 days ago.
17.11.2024 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think someone gave my cat access to TikTok and the only searches are "Face card" and "uses face card to only get wet food"
15.11.2024 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My discover tab is just gays and cats
15.11.2024 11:21 β π 10685 π 602 π¬ 597 π 81
Testing...testing. Is this thing on? Is this how I internet?
15.11.2024 18:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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