Chris Kash

A painting of a bird beside the text "I could do with considerably less bullshit"

Somehow not surprised yet still disappointed in Alonso’s choice of music.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville” single was released on this date in 1977.

For such a well-coached club Aston Villa certainly has a lot of absolute brain dead moments.

That’s a concession line-up.

Brighton just cannot catch a break.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Frank Drebin

Remembering Leslie Nielsen, born 100 years ago today

Faith in humanity restored for at least a few minutes.

Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month

Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/

Gee that sounds like a coaching and leadership issue.

A painting of a bird beside the text "Swear to fuck, i've met smarter potatoes"

Brighton’s is going to lose the heart of this squad as they settle into lower end of mid table mediocrity. These guys will go if a team that actually has a clue and wants to win come calling:

Mitoma
Baleba
Kadioglu
Verbruggen
Van Hecke

And Welbeck may prefer to be a backup for a team in Europe

Whoever it is should at least have experience in a top league and not act like he’s the smartest guy in the room when all evidence says otherwise.

What the fuck was Minteh thinking passing it back to Gross when he obviously off side?

This whole side has brain rot.

Basically my attitude with Brighton right now.

Fabian out

That’s on Dunk, who was ball watching and didn’t maintain his position.

It’s also on Hurzeler because he chooses the lineups.

And it’s on Bloom who is too fucking arrogant to admit he made a mistake with this appointment and refuses to make a change.

#BHAFC

So was all of Peacock’s operations siphoned off to support NBC’s coverage of the Olympics? Their coverage of Newcastle-Brentford was supposed to start at Noon and I’m still seeing the Anfield screen saver at 12:29…

Today is the 52nd anniversary of the release of "Blazing Saddles," the plot of which involves business and political interests leveraging ordinary people's bigotry in an effort to obtain power and financial gain.

People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.

Spursy…

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "scream into the void motherfucker"

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Pretty right handed dominant. Could really use a strong LH bat, preferably one that is defensively flexible.

hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?

a golden retriever puppy sits on a gray ottoman in profile, casting the most ruthless side eye directly at you. the dog’s wearing an impeccable blue rain jacket with a hood, patterned all over with bright yellow rubber duckies. he’d like to remind you that no rain is necessary to have nice drip.

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)

Re-fit needs to start with getting rid of Fabian.

“For the pleasure” lol

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award

Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/

Colored-pencil card drawing of Catherine O’Hara as Moira Rose

Moira Rose, 2016 Topps style