remember when we hadn’t even met 2.5 years ago

05.09.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not gonna lie I forget this website exists. I should probably use this instead of X though

05.09.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love that. I think I ordered it January 2025…? I emailed em a month later, the supplier said basically “oh yeah we uh. Are having problems. we actually don’t know when we can get it to you” I was skeptical for a moment but hey, they delivered. gave my wife and I a good chuckle every few months

05.09.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grand Theft Auto 3.

04.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 503    🔁 39    💬 23    📌 0

it’s a bit too big too but that’s my fault as always, I’ll never know my size and I’ve accepted that

05.09.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this shirt took me like 9 months to get but hey. the best things come to those who wait. gonna go watch more @anyaustin.bsky.social now

05.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Arguing with strangers online? Consider this: maybe they're right! maybe you *should* go fuck yourself. Dildos can help

27.04.2025 19:37 — 👍 142    🔁 42    💬 3    📌 1

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

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A little more progress on Twigs’ portrait 🐱 🪡

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Heavy is the book that has the words.

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