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Yankees, Politics, & Wrestling ๐Ÿคผ, Donโ€™t Agonize, Organize! Fight GQP, Hard G GIF, Dev bug tester, NJ-05, Buffy Stan, Empathetic yet Sarcastic, Improv, Dogs Bruh, We canโ€™t wait for others to narrate correctly. We are the narrators. #RuthlessRepetition

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24.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m old enough to remember the media fawning over W โ€œclearing brushโ€ at the ranch.

24.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is eating a donut on a snl show . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating a donut on a snl show .
24.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear, @rokhanna.bsky.social must have a cot at @ms.now

24.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A box of wine cannot indict a ham sandwich.

24.02.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 386    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Federal grand jury UNANIMOUSLY rejects Jeanine Pirroโ€™s weaksauce indictments!!

24.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Speaking of Texas...

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23.02.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Something is happening in TX. The early vote for Dems is at unbelievably high levels. Last I heard, Dems have a 100k vote lead. ๐Ÿ‘€

This is how you flip ๐Ÿ”ด โ€”-> ๐Ÿ”ต everywhere. All the way down to the local school boards and town councils.

Up and DOWN ballot is the game.

#TXPol

23.02.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps keep it TBD but also create a sister Red to Blue Dem Dozen page?

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

23.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rachel you should go and do an hour of bartending for the team!

23.02.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Believe the hype!

23.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1553    ๐Ÿ” 292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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a man wearing a black shirt that says the bloodline ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says the bloodline

THIS

23.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cc @charlesgaba.com

23.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whereโ€™s the damn groundhog!!!

23.02.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sounds like a job for JG Wentworth!

23.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue26.org Not a PAC. Just helping raise money for Democratic candidates to help save democracy.

๐ŸŽ‰ Announcing the Blue26.org State of the Union Fundraising Challenge!

Itโ€™s pretty simple: Iโ€™m looking to raise at least $10,000 for Democrats during the 2026 SOTU Tuesday evening.

Thatโ€™s pretty much itโ€ฆpick a page, any page, and chip in whatever you can to whatever candidates you prefer.

23.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After 4 years and a country of people with memories like goldfish.

23.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How are the tertiary street folks doing?

23.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He could just write a letter. Thatโ€™s what they used to do.

23.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ

23.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12402    ๐Ÿ” 4261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 549    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236

Any main phone alerts shouldnโ€™t be allowed.

23.02.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

23.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17967    ๐Ÿ” 1995    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 420    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168

I see heโ€™s wearing a hat this time ๐Ÿ‘€

23.02.2026 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bigger than a breadbox

22.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, youโ€™re right. What hypnotized zombies ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

22.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

22.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Food (already had) โœ…

Snacks - delivered last night โœ…

Beer - just delivered โœ…

Ready for snowmageddon !!

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22.02.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relevant โ€ฆ

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22.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a hat and bow tie says aha ! ALT: a man in a hat and bow tie says aha !
22.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who hurt you?

22.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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